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How does Stephen Miller tie his shoes? (Original Post) lastlib Thursday OP
Stephen Miller (aka PeeWeeGerman and Baby Goebbels) is so low, surfered Thursday #1
I was thinking, hanging upside down ... Jeebo Thursday #2
That's as good as my answer.... lastlib Thursday #3
I've always thought he looks like Nosferatu. Jeebo Thursday #4
Yes, he looks like Nosferatu... GiqueCee Friday #6
and sunlight burns him. surfered Thursday #5

surfered

(7,310 posts)
1. Stephen Miller (aka PeeWeeGerman and Baby Goebbels) is so low,
Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:38 PM
Thursday

..he can crawl under the belly of a snake wearing a top hat.

And no, the snake is not wearing the top hat.

Jeebo

(2,446 posts)
2. I was thinking, hanging upside down ...
Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:38 PM
Thursday

... by his feet, just before going to sleep.

-- Ron

lastlib

(26,113 posts)
3. That's as good as my answer....
Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:42 PM
Thursday

I like to magine him in that scenario as Mussolini, rather than a bat....... (but what if he was a BROWN bat??)

Jeebo

(2,446 posts)
4. I've always thought he looks like Nosferatu.
Thu Jun 12, 2025, 03:47 PM
Thursday

The vampire in the classic silent film.

-- Ron

GiqueCee

(2,355 posts)
6. Yes, he looks like Nosferatu...
Fri Jun 13, 2025, 07:47 AM
Friday

... who is a fictional character. But he acts like Joseph Goebbels who was as real as a heart attack.

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