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How does Stephen Miller tie his shoes? (Original Post)
lastlib
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surfered
(7,310 posts)1. Stephen Miller (aka PeeWeeGerman and Baby Goebbels) is so low,
..he can crawl under the belly of a snake wearing a top hat.
And no, the snake is not wearing the top hat.
Jeebo
(2,446 posts)2. I was thinking, hanging upside down ...
... by his feet, just before going to sleep.
-- Ron
lastlib
(26,113 posts)3. That's as good as my answer....
I like to magine him in that scenario as Mussolini, rather than a bat....... (but what if he was a BROWN bat??)
Jeebo
(2,446 posts)4. I've always thought he looks like Nosferatu.
The vampire in the classic silent film.
-- Ron
GiqueCee
(2,355 posts)6. Yes, he looks like Nosferatu...
... who is a fictional character. But he acts like Joseph Goebbels who was as real as a heart attack.
surfered
(7,310 posts)5. and sunlight burns him.