Vernon Davis gets tackled in a way no man ever should

[eissa]

Gentlemen, avert your eyes (don't say I didn't warn you!)

http://deadspin.com/vernon-davis-tackled-by-his-dick-1474538060

Btw, I was at the game yesterday, and it was AMAZING! We didn't even realize how Davis got hurt, but were all very panicked at the thought of him being injured. When we heard how....well, there was a lot of cringing going on in the seats around me I know, I know....I'm a woman and don't get how completely painful this must be (according to Davis, it was pretty bad -- poor guy actually lost some skin!) Sorry, but the only thing I thought of when I saw this was "damn, that thing was able to pull a 250+ pound man around" Have I mentioned that I love that guy?

[pipi_k]

1. I heard that because

Of that tackle, the guy can now fling a certain body part completely over his shoulder in the shower

[eissa]

2. Oh, honey

in my head he was doing that before the tackle

[pipi_k]

3. In that case...

he probably has his stuff wound up around one of those things for a garden hose now...