Atheists & Agnostics

A HERETIC I AM

(24,902 posts) Sun Apr 7, 2024, 09:55 PM Apr 2024

I have my anti-rapture headgear at the ready.

In preparation for tomorrow's eclipse and subsequent rapture (since it's trending on Twitter) I have fashioned the appropriate chapeau.

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I have my anti-rapture headgear at the ready. (Original Post) A HERETIC I AM Apr 2024 OP

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2024 #1

Its you !!! Karadeniz Apr 2024 #2

It's a good thing I got a haircut. A HERETIC I AM Apr 2024 #3

Looks perfect! Permanut Apr 2024 #4

Both Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A will both be staffed... A HERETIC I AM Apr 2024 #6

Points taken . Permanut Apr 2024 #8

And drink only canned beer. When you do, take time to savor the hops. Did you know that hops ... marble falls Apr 2024 #5

I prefer the Pastafarian model Warpy Apr 2024 #7

50 Shades Of Blue

(11,499 posts)

1. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 09:56 PM

Apr 2024

Karadeniz

(24,762 posts)

2. Its you !!!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 10:01 PM

Apr 2024

A HERETIC I AM

(24,902 posts)

3. It's a good thing I got a haircut.

Reply to Karadeniz (Reply #2)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 10:02 PM

Apr 2024

Permanut

(8,566 posts)

4. Looks perfect!

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 10:19 PM

Apr 2024

Also you want to have a wagon ready so you can collect up stuff left behind, plus crafty stuff from Hobby Lobby and dinner from the abandoned Chick-fil-A. Probably be some pillows laying around as well.

A HERETIC I AM

(24,902 posts)

6. Both Hobby Lobby and Chick-fil-A will both be staffed...

Reply to Permanut (Reply #4)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 11:02 PM

Apr 2024

Because we both know those folks ain’t Christian’s.

Permanut

(8,566 posts)

8. Points taken .

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:46 AM

Apr 2024

Along with a lot of churches

marble falls

(72,531 posts)

5. And drink only canned beer. When you do, take time to savor the hops. Did you know that hops ...

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Sun Apr 7, 2024, 10:32 PM

Apr 2024

... is related to cannabis? Or so I've been told, having tried neither one. (coff coff)

Warpy

(114,667 posts)

7. I prefer the Pastafarian model

Reply to A HERETIC I AM (Original post)

Mon Apr 8, 2024, 01:12 AM

Apr 2024

The holes make it much cooler now that warm weather is approaching, plus you can hang seasonal items on the feet and/or handles, depending on how luxe the model is.

Ramen.

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