Talk to Jesus on the phone!

[frogmarch]

Saw this on the Internet.

[True Dough]

1. I'm holding out

until Jesus is available to go bowling or play shuffleboard. I'd suggest a night of Trivial Pursuit, but you're not allowed to quiz Jesus!

[Shermann]

2. I'm not providing my credit card number though; Jesus should already know it. nt

[keithbvadu2]

3. $3.99 per minute?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=talk+to+jesus+on+the+phone&form=ANNTH1&refig=ed107c469c7e4176935c5410166a799e&pc=U531&pq=talk+to+jesus+on+the+p&pqlth=22&assgl=26&sgcn=talk+to+jesus+on+the+phone&qs=UT&smvpcn=0&swbcn=9&sc=9-22&sp=1&ghc=0&cvid=ed107c469c7e4176935c5410166a799e&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

[keithbvadu2]

4. Chat line

[usonian]

5. I thank Jesus for my food every day.

[Jack Valentino]

6. Oh Good GOD...

I thought you could get on your knees, and talk to him for free!


Damn, I could be Jesus on the phone for $50 for 3 minutes.
"Blessed are the peacemakers..."

[4catsmom]

7. Line will be tied up with MAGATs

from now until election day

[twodogsbarking]

8. Are you still turning water into wine? Asking for a friend.

[twodogsbarking]

9. That's not a nice phone for being The Almighty.

[sorcrow]

10. I thought of this

https://m.

Regards,
Sorghum Crow