Spaghetti, Wenches & Metaphysics: Episode 1The FSM

[NeoGreen]

(Sadly, only 1 episode)

[Merlot]

1. Wenches? Really?

So this new "god" is just as sexist as the other gods?

[Lordquinton]

2. There is intense theological debate

On the use of the word. The use of the word wench is about a s sexist as it gets, otherwise his noodly appendage touches us all equally.

[Merlot]

3. Speaking of wenches

Disneyland is finally updating the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and taking out the "auction - buy a bride" part of the ride. The "bride" will now become a woman pirate.

Took em effen long enough!

Now, back to noodly appendages, would you say that the noodly one would be either unisex or androgynous as opposed to "him?" I know, meatballs and all, but still, the theological debate had to touch on this, right?

Otherwise, tell "him" to keep his noodly appendage off me!