The "300 Foot Slit That NEVER HAPPENED"- Pakman

[MagaSmash]

[pansypoo53219]

1. maybe DRIVING ON IT was a BAD idea.

[Warpy]

2. Unfortunately, people only see the heavily edited version, if they see this at all

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and they aren't going to realize his brain has turned to total mush, especially if they've only seen DC in photos shot from the air, which covers a hall of a lot of people in this country. They have no idea how big anything there is, what security is like, or anything else and some of them will buy his "vandalism" horse shit.

As I do regret mentioning this (snicker), the conditions so conducive to massive algae blooms are also conducive to nurturing huge swarms of mosquitoes, something that in the EC climate can also lead to mosquito borne ill esses like malaria, common there until we learned to manage water features and we later developed bug killers.

So this is the swamp Fatso had better dran and as quickly as possible. Who knew?

[kacekwl]

3. Did they use an above ground pool liner ?

Maybe the vehicles they drove over it had studded snow tires. Maybe they just did a shitty job.