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Totally Tunsie

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49. Think of all the DNA they've collected!
Thu Sep 25, 2025, 07:24 PM
Thursday

Surely, someone has had the thought to retain a sheet or two for potential future use. They've "got nuttin" on Monica's blue dress!

This story is absolutely disgusting, but with what we know of the beast, entirely plausible. I wonder...did he manage a shower over the three days? No wonder people say he reeks.

He'd never apologize or even acknowledge his part in this. He probably sees nothing wrong. It's his world and the rest just clean up his physical, emotional and political messes as a matter of course. PIG!

I'm curious. On visits such as this, is the Secret Service tasked with collecting his messy residue so that other governments don't have access to presidential DNA? I'd imagine there are a number of nefarious uses to which something like could be useful, not only his but Melania's also.

Because it's always the truth: Number of days since the U.S. was last embarrassed by trump: 0

ETA: LOL catbyte, I was still typing and you beat me to it regarding days w/o embarrassment. I actually have this printed out and taped below my apartment doorbell!

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Did they take inventory of the rooms where they stayed? Autumn Thursday #1
They removed anything with a hint of gold before... WestMichRad Thursday #26
I know that I would PatSeg Thursday #43
How trustworthy is "Radar Online"...? regnaD kciN Thursday #2
Yeah, I doubt Windsor Castle staff are that loose-lipped. LisaM Thursday #8
Think again - if it's someone they dislike, they'll gossip with the best muriel_volestrangler Thursday #36
could be clickbait DBoon Thursday #35
They are a tabloid. For something like this, they are not overly reliable. Wiz Imp Thursday #45
And yet tavernier Thursday #48
"This was Windsor Castle, not a roadside motel." Conjuay Friday #65
They don't say "roadside motel" in England Prairie Gates Friday #77
Yes they do. I'm not defending the piece as legitimate, I have my own doubts, but... Pacifist Patriot Friday #92
OP should probably self-delete Hekate Friday #80
It is not...I posted their rating..the make up stories. Escurumbele Friday #84
Imagine being a member of the White House staff Raven123 Thursday #3
At the WH the US taxpayer foots the bill for daily rehab of his room. Irish_Dem Thursday #4
I am very glad to hear that he is still johnnyfins Thursday #5
hmmm... thomski64 Thursday #6
Wondering when all of those words will be operable for those types of sins SSJVegeta Thursday #10
Glutony,Sloth,Lust,Greed,Envy, MLWR Thursday #17
He's batting 1.000 WestMichRad Thursday #29
Don't forget the other two of the Seven Deadly Sins! Trump has 'em all Attilatheblond Thursday #42
prolly had to call in hazmat B.See Thursday #7
Who thought it was a good idea to have him stay there? SSJVegeta Thursday #9
Now we know ... he hasn't changed at all ... this has been his standard behavior for a long time FakeNoose Thursday #11
Those pictures would be worth a lot of money newdeal2 Thursday #12
Where the fuck did the SS find a KFC open at 2AM? Aviation Pro Thursday #13
There are Golden Arches in London. 3Hotdogs Thursday #16
Still need photos, though. DinahMoeHum Thursday #24
Somehow, I doubt the information is true. 3Hotdogs Thursday #54
In the UK they wouldn't say "takeout boxes". Mariana Friday #62
There's KFC in Slough, 2 miles away, with a drive-through open until 1am (nt) muriel_volestrangler Thursday #38
Sounds like he puts fake tan on more than just his face. Irish_Dem Thursday #14
Sounds like he never showered Bayard Thursday #30
They say the towels were ruined. Irish_Dem Friday #89
I thought I read that he brought his own sheets. forgotmylogin Friday #88
Trump would leave his mess behind for others to take care of. Irish_Dem Friday #90
The Roach Motel or... MrWowWow Thursday #15
He is a disgusting piece of shit. LPBBEAR Thursday #18
Shockinng a Filthy Nazi Treasonous Asshole. Traitor Cha Thursday #19
Go Fried Chicken! Finish the job! Lucky Luciano Thursday #20
At this point mercuryblues Thursday #27
gross man child Evolve Dammit Thursday #21
Good grief!!! Gives a whole new meaning to "The Ugly American". calimary Thursday #22
I always think of Henry VIII bamagal62 Thursday #23
"his bed sheets had been left completely orange from whatever he uses" drmeow Thursday #25
I read that also. badhair77 Thursday #28
Me too. llmart Friday #67
Royal guest sheets weren't good enough? Bayard Thursday #31
Read Trump brought his own sheets, too Deminpenn Friday #68
Gloves enid602 Friday #86
Though I wouldn't be surprised if true, this one smells a little like just rumour. paleotn Thursday #32
King's staff jokes Trump brought own sheets to avoid tan cream stains on royal linen LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #33
Look what he is doing Traildogbob Thursday #34
This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Thursday #37
AI but very well done wolfie001 Friday #69
Trump enid602 Thursday #39
Ewww StarryNite Thursday #40
Oooh, gross! How disgusting and repulsive! liberalla Thursday #41
Why did they even invite him? IbogaProject Thursday #44
This Was TACO's Second Trip Over there MissouriDem47 Thursday #46
... catbyte Thursday #47
Think of all the DNA they've collected! Totally Tunsie Thursday #49
New Headline......Florida man and wife trash Windsor Castle. twodogsbarking Thursday #50
King Charles mistake was inviting him in the first place VMA131Marine Thursday #51
I just know theres a big hunk of plaque.. BradBo Thursday #52
The more junk food the better. iemanja Thursday #53
Much as I believe canetoad Thursday #55
Stolen goods PlanetPolitics Thursday #56
I really want to believe this. It seems totally plausible SpankMe Thursday #57
The King invited him. bottomofthehill Thursday #58
Gag Bayard Thursday #59
I find the story a bit over the top Stinky The Clown Thursday #60
A palace source said "takeout boxes"? Mariana Friday #61
Was coming to say the same thing; I also doubt an English person would say "roadside motel" Prairie Gates Friday #75
And we already know in what condition he'll be leaving "The People's House!" Rhiannon12866 Friday #63
Doesn't make sense to me... Somewhat. mwooldri Friday #64
Source may be unreliable but as Kamala says PuraVidaDreamin Friday #66
He's a classless cad. lark Friday #70
Trump was disappointed SocialDemocrat61 Friday #71
God just DIE ALREADY you disgusting thing Blue Owl Friday #72
I am guessing that, while no staff at Windsor Castle actually spoke to niyad Friday #73
I hope it's included in the next season of The Crown Envirogal Friday #74
I thought British people called it "takeaway" phylny Friday #76
An article said that Orangeman brings his own bedsheets flamingdem Friday #78
Was vs. were. GreenWave Friday #79
Anyone shocked? BobTheSubgenius Friday #81
That's what you get for kissing the fascist's ass. Martin68 Friday #82
I asked a cousin of mine who lives in London about this "news", he told me he has not heard about it, he gets Escurumbele Friday #83
I had read somewhere else that Trump brought his own bedding. eggplant Friday #85
It ain't all spray tan! Totally Tunsie Friday #87
Dear DUers -- several people have pointed out that the source is crap, & the titillating story is unsubstantiated by.... Hekate Friday #91
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