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Warpy

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26. Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Sep 27, 2025, 11:31 AM

Sep 27

and is overcome by residual fumes from all the gilt spray paint.

Melania decides she's waited quite long enough to become a rich widow, opens his IV infusions all the way and kills him with speed shock.

Russia, realizing Junior is the king's heir apparent and will be more malleable and easier to control than the mercurial and rapidly deteriorating old man, decides to pull the plug on him, carrying him out of the White House in manageable pieces His term is finished by an AI simulation. Lefties are highly skeptical. Pundits praise his newfound reasonable demeanor and the fact that his quotes make sense. Right wingers are too stupid to notice anything different.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Sep 27 OP

OG over gold underpants Sep 27 #1

The coming humiliation is worth keeping him on oasis Sep 27 #2

Nothing is worth him continuing to waste oxygen. niyad Sep 27 #27

I seriously believe this malaise Sep 27 #46

There are reports he and Melania had a "spat" on Air Force One surfered Sep 27 #3

Thought it was Marine One MiniMe Sep 27 #6

I could be wrong, but Air Force One had a longer staircase. I'm like Fox News, I report, you decide surfered Sep 27 #18

'Can't stand Melania, but boy if she did THAT... (I'd organize the "Go Fund ME" for the best champagne $$$ can buy... hlthe2b Sep 27 #16

Bwaaaah malaise Sep 27 #43

Deescalated. 2MuchNoise Sep 27 #4

Oh that's magnificent. Orrex Sep 27 #5

Departed. twodogsbarking Sep 27 #9

Degenerate. 2MuchNoise Sep 27 #30

... SheltieLover Sep 27 #13

WINNER! hlthe2b Sep 27 #17

Nicely played malaise Sep 27 #45

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Sep 27 #7

Oh gawd... another day of seeming disappointment, but the day is indeed young! SheltieLover Sep 27 #12

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾, but the good stuff. surfered Sep 27 #19

Necktie got caught in the escalator. Choked him until his eyeballs popped out. Melaaaaniaaaaah ate them. twodogsbarking Sep 27 #8

Apoplexy at learning Jeffries called him out for being at a golf event with govt just 4 days from shutting down? SheltieLover Sep 27 #10

Any or all of those! surfered Sep 27 #20

Any or all of any would do the trick! SheltieLover Sep 27 #28

Love it malaise Sep 27 #41

The wait continues for the Big, Beautiful, Obituary.... Dem4life1970 Sep 27 #11

No but malaise Sep 27 #14

"Go! Just GO!!!!" hlthe2b Sep 27 #15

Similar, but Boebert and Greene at Obama's State of the Union reminded me of howler monkeys surfered Sep 27 #21

Yeah... I meant Obama's.. Her white fur collared coat.... hlthe2b Sep 27 #24

No, but disintegrating fast. Joinfortmill Sep 27 #22

no , dang nabbit!. AllaN01Bear Sep 27 #23

Hang in there, Bear! SheltieLover Sep 27 #29

am:) AllaN01Bear Sep 27 #34

Another day closer... SheltieLover Sep 27 #38

Damn it, didn't happen yesterday or last night. republianmushroom Sep 27 #25

Wanders into the Oval Office after his 2 AM rage tweeting on the toilet Warpy Sep 27 #26

Did you mean junior or couch fucker? SheltieLover Sep 27 #31

I just call him Vladamir Futon. llmart Sep 27 #32

Haha! Good one! SheltieLover Sep 27 #33

His eldest son is the Dauphin or Crown Prince, or whatever Warpy Sep 27 #36

Lol SheltieLover Sep 27 #37

Dude couldn't even escalate on rapture day IronLionZion Sep 27 #35

.... SheltieLover Sep 27 #39

A higher power prevented him from ascending upwards IronLionZion Sep 27 #44

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app? malaise Sep 27 #40

Dead? Did somebody say he's dead? ShazzieB Sep 27 #42

This is literally what I say when I get up, have a sip BigmanPigman Sep 27 #47

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