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6. Some Italian guy by the name of Moroni did it. He spilled marinara sauce on himself and was eaten alive.
Sun Sep 28, 2025, 05:20 PM
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We 100% non-Barbarian Italians (unlike the rest of Europe that we Romans conquered).

My wife is one of those Barbarians. I had to jump over Hadrian's Wall to grab her drag her back to the civilized territory of Britannia and Londonium.

I married her in the Roman state of Novus Mexiconius, LIII years ago.

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