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A friend sent this to me, she doesn't know the author either. If we figure out who wrote it, I'll come back and edit this comment. Here is is.
"Donald Trump walked into Quantico Tuesday expecting a rally. He got a funeral.
The generals sat in perfect silence, faces locked in the kind of grim stillness that comes from years of watching idiots talk and choosing not to react. Trump, of course, couldnt handle it. Ive never walked into a room so silent before, he confessed, his voice trembling somewhere between wounded pride and panic. Then came the kicker: If you want to applaud, you applaud.
This wasnt leadership. This was a washed-up Vegas act begging the crowd to clap. The Commander-in-Chief turned into the Clapper-in-Chief, reduced to prodding the nations top brass like a sad carnival barker who forgot his punchline.
A campaign rally in uniform.
Instead of strategy, Trump delivered his usual medley of grievances: Barack Obama ruined everything, Joe Biden ruined it twice as hard, and only Donald J. Trump, self-proclaimed two-term, maybe three-term president could save America. It was less a military briefing than an episode of The Apprentice: Pentagon Edition.
The generals, trained to withstand battlefield chaos, sat stone-faced through the barrage of nonsense. They have endured artillery fire with more enthusiasm.
Enter Pete Hegseth, Americas Pastor-in-Arms. Trumps Secretary of War took the podium with the intensity of a man who thinks Tom Clancy novels are actual military doctrine. He promised fire and brimstone, called for purges of fat generals, and announced he wants the next war to look exactly like the Gulf War, because apparently its still 1991 and CNN is running that same grainy footage of tanks in the desert.
But Hegseth wasnt done. He led them in prayer. Yes, prayer. The nations top generals, summoned by presidential ego, now folded into a forced altar call like extras at a megachurch revival. The separation of church and state? Obliterated. Constitution? Shredded. Jesus, apparently, is now Commander-in-Chief. Trump can play Vice.
Weakness on parade
Trump likes to brag about firing generals who arent warriors. But on Tuesday, the real firing squad was silence. Not one clap. Not one cheer. Just the steady hum of contempt vibrating off the brass like feedback from a dead microphone.
These men and women have seen actual combat. Theyve buried soldiers. Theyve lived with the weight of real command. And now theyre expected to cheer for a man who brags about moving a submarine or two like its a toy in a bathtub, or who lectures about two N-words as though nuclear strategy were a stand-up routine.
No wonder they didnt clap.
The pin-drop presidency
What happened at Quantico wasnt just awkward. It was diagnostic. Trumps presidency is a hollow shell propped up by applause, and when the applause disappears, so does he.
And Hegseth? Hes the zealot-in-chief, delivering sermons about war and Christ in equal measure, a man confusing the Book of Revelation with the Pentagons operations manual. Together, they make quite the duo: one desperate for claps, the other desperate for amens.
The generals gave them neither.
Instead, they gave silence, the most cutting judgment of all."
The generals sat in perfect silence, faces locked in the kind of grim stillness that comes from years of watching idiots talk and choosing not to react. Trump, of course, couldnt handle it. Ive never walked into a room so silent before, he confessed, his voice trembling somewhere between wounded pride and panic. Then came the kicker: If you want to applaud, you applaud.
This wasnt leadership. This was a washed-up Vegas act begging the crowd to clap. The Commander-in-Chief turned into the Clapper-in-Chief, reduced to prodding the nations top brass like a sad carnival barker who forgot his punchline.
A campaign rally in uniform.
Instead of strategy, Trump delivered his usual medley of grievances: Barack Obama ruined everything, Joe Biden ruined it twice as hard, and only Donald J. Trump, self-proclaimed two-term, maybe three-term president could save America. It was less a military briefing than an episode of The Apprentice: Pentagon Edition.
The generals, trained to withstand battlefield chaos, sat stone-faced through the barrage of nonsense. They have endured artillery fire with more enthusiasm.
Enter Pete Hegseth, Americas Pastor-in-Arms. Trumps Secretary of War took the podium with the intensity of a man who thinks Tom Clancy novels are actual military doctrine. He promised fire and brimstone, called for purges of fat generals, and announced he wants the next war to look exactly like the Gulf War, because apparently its still 1991 and CNN is running that same grainy footage of tanks in the desert.
But Hegseth wasnt done. He led them in prayer. Yes, prayer. The nations top generals, summoned by presidential ego, now folded into a forced altar call like extras at a megachurch revival. The separation of church and state? Obliterated. Constitution? Shredded. Jesus, apparently, is now Commander-in-Chief. Trump can play Vice.
Weakness on parade
Trump likes to brag about firing generals who arent warriors. But on Tuesday, the real firing squad was silence. Not one clap. Not one cheer. Just the steady hum of contempt vibrating off the brass like feedback from a dead microphone.
These men and women have seen actual combat. Theyve buried soldiers. Theyve lived with the weight of real command. And now theyre expected to cheer for a man who brags about moving a submarine or two like its a toy in a bathtub, or who lectures about two N-words as though nuclear strategy were a stand-up routine.
No wonder they didnt clap.
The pin-drop presidency
What happened at Quantico wasnt just awkward. It was diagnostic. Trumps presidency is a hollow shell propped up by applause, and when the applause disappears, so does he.
And Hegseth? Hes the zealot-in-chief, delivering sermons about war and Christ in equal measure, a man confusing the Book of Revelation with the Pentagons operations manual. Together, they make quite the duo: one desperate for claps, the other desperate for amens.
The generals gave them neither.
Instead, they gave silence, the most cutting judgment of all."
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I don't think that at all. I thinhk their laughs were a sort of mocking, go fuck yourself kind of laugh.
patphil
Sep 30
#21
Mango Mussolini has zero sense of humor. His "jokes" are an exercise in punching down, & he means it.
Hekate
Wednesday
#56
I think if he'd known they weren't going to clap, he would have skipped it altogether
FakeNoose
Sep 30
#30
It's important to remember that for a change of government to be successful, whether it be a successful
Fil1957
Sep 30
#9
Thank you. I don't know how she or he would know this, but I hope it really happened.
ancianita
Sep 30
#15
That might be our only way out of this fall into fascism that the Heritage Foundation
BComplex
Sep 30
#19
"If you want to applaud..." They didn't want to applaud. They didn't applaud.
Martin68
Wednesday
#45