ICE goons in Trump's Chicago "training ground" drag naked zip-tied children from their homes

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65. Butt Cracks & Beer Bellies

A bike courier, swift as a fox,
Dodged ICE in their government box.
To Yakety Sax, they gave chase,
But lost him with egg on their face.
Mockery hurts more than knocks.

A biker with mischief and flair
Left ICE agents gasping for air.
Their boots hit the street,
But couldn’t compete—
Their pride now the worse for the wear.

On Maddow they aired the whole scene,
With laughter not anger or spleen.
The biker sped by,
While agents asked why
The soundtrack was Benny Hill’s theme.

The agents all puffed up with pride,
Gave chase as the cyclist would glide.
But their macho display
Got laughed clean away—
Mocked manhood is hard to abide.

The boys sent by Noem on patrol,
Got clowned on while losing control.
Their fists love a fight,
But they lost in plain sight,
Their “tough guy” act taking its toll.

The clip hit the net with a flash,
ICE chasing in slapstick panache.
They huffed and they roared,
While viewers just snored,
Then memed them for comic backlash.