Trump asked for Dulles Airport, Penn Station to be named after him in exchange for releasing infrastructure funding.

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22. I figured this HAD to be either Borowitz or the Onion

I would say Trump is giving Caligula some stiff competition, but I doubt he knows who Caligula was.

I can already hear Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh sighing and saying, “yeah, he’s a nut case, but he’s OUR nut case.”

As for Congress, Thune is probably burying his face in his hands, and Johnson is probably asking in bewilderment if there is some kind of problem with Trump’s “suggestion.”