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mysteryowl

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6. To: All protest staff

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 10:58 AM

Sunday

TO: All protest staff
FROM: Joyce

The accounting department needs to take additional steps to track our sizable funding. On future invoices and timesheets, please designate your “team,” so we know which donor account to draw from. You should have already received an email as to whether you are on Team Soros, Team Obama, Team Illuminati, Team Secretive Jewish Cabal, The Cheney Family We’re As Surprised As You Are Team, or Oprah’s Very Special Protest Club.

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl Sunday OP

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I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl Sunday #36

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It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid Sunday #55

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"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion Sunday #20

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The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl Sunday #26

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This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl Sunday #27

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I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl Sunday #41

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TO: All protest staff mysteryowl Sunday #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY Sunday #40

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It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl Sunday #46

Doing my small share! niyad Sunday #47

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As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why Sunday #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi Sunday #49

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I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T Sunday #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 Sunday #54

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"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks Sunday #60

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Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla Sunday #64

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Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia Sunday #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP Sunday #69

"Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL JohnnyRingo 17 hrs ago #70