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48. As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing

Sun Feb 8, 2026, 01:17 PM

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free speech to everyone. Sorry, your paid speech, such as when you are a Faux News commentator, are not considered free speech. At least, that's what Jimmie Madison told me when he was writing down my words in the original Document.

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"I am the payroll accountant for professional protestors in Minnesota, and I am swamped" By John Moe [View all] mysteryowl Feb 8 OP

I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered Feb 8 #1

What, no plush toy or "special gift"? n/t the nelm Monday #71

Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades Feb 8 #2

Delish malaise Feb 8 #3

Good One! Faux pas Feb 8 #4

Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm Feb 8 #5

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #13

To: All protest staff mysteryowl Feb 8 #6

LMAO surfered Feb 8 #7

Hilarious. LoisB Feb 8 #8

im ceo of humor AllaN01Bear Feb 8 #9

🤣 mwmisses4289 Feb 8 #10

Very funny PatSeg Feb 8 #11

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #14

roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 Feb 8 #25

Nixon, too. enigmania Feb 8 #53

Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg Feb 8 #57

Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova Feb 8 #59

Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg Feb 8 #61

Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy Feb 8 #12

Yes it is funny mysteryowl Feb 8 #15

If there are any paid influencers popsdenver Feb 8 #33

Yes, great example! mysteryowl Feb 8 #37

YES!!! niyad Feb 8 #43

Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil Feb 8 #18

Most MAGAots popsdenver Feb 8 #39

Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad Feb 8 #28

I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl Feb 8 #36

I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks Feb 8 #65

"Hectic as heck" progressoid Feb 8 #16

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #17

It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid Feb 8 #55

... orangecrush Feb 8 #19

"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion Feb 8 #20

... mysteryowl Feb 8 #21

K&R...nt Wounded Bear Feb 8 #22

Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit Feb 8 #23

The author must be from Minnesota! mysteryowl Feb 8 #26

I tell the MAGA doubters that it was the easiest $1000 I ever made. TheRickles Feb 8 #24

Brilliant! Raven123 Feb 8 #29

This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl Feb 8 #27

Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB Feb 8 #30

They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays Feb 8 #58

They should be careful popsdenver Feb 8 #31

See post 28 niyad Feb 8 #34

Yup popsdenver Feb 8 #42

Dear Goddess, those are hilarious!!! Thank you! I see where Meow Miix niyad Feb 8 #32

I can't stop laughing! mysteryowl Feb 8 #41

Hey, at least Antifa actually PAYS the people it contracts with, and NOT with crypto! generalbetrayus Feb 8 #35

TO: All protest staff mysteryowl Feb 8 #38

Antifa affiliate. Historic NY Feb 8 #40

Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl Feb 8 #44

I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad Feb 8 #45

It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl Feb 8 #46

Doing my small share! niyad Feb 8 #47

Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi Feb 8 #52

As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why Feb 8 #48

I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi Feb 8 #49

Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom Feb 8 #50

I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T Feb 8 #51

Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 Feb 8 #54

Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver Feb 8 #56

"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks Feb 8 #60

MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken Feb 8 #62

That was pretty great! mahina Feb 8 #63

Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla Feb 8 #64

Awesome! nt Exp Feb 8 #66

Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian Feb 8 #67

Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia Feb 8 #68

Funny, but...... SCantiGOP Feb 8 #69

"Oprah's Very Special Protest Club." LOL JohnnyRingo Monday #70