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mjvpi

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52. Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing.
Sun Feb 8, 2026, 01:47 PM
10 hrs ago

He keeps falling back on the idea of the press's role being simple. Tell the truth to the American people. It will simply serve as wind in sails for those who chose to protest.

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I know the feeling. I'm in charge of mailing out Antifa membership kits. surfered 13 hrs ago #1
Loved the timesheet warnings, and the CEO of Antifa reference. dem4decades 13 hrs ago #2
Delish malaise 13 hrs ago #3
Good One! Faux pas 13 hrs ago #4
Conservatives will believe any lie, especially if it involves Soros. Norrrm 13 hrs ago #5
... mysteryowl 12 hrs ago #13
To: All protest staff mysteryowl 13 hrs ago #6
LMAO surfered 13 hrs ago #7
Hilarious. LoisB 13 hrs ago #8
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🤣 mwmisses4289 12 hrs ago #10
Very funny PatSeg 12 hrs ago #11
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roberts, kavanaugh, barrett all derailed 2000 Marthe48 12 hrs ago #25
Nixon, too. enigmania 10 hrs ago #53
Oh yes, Nixon too PatSeg 9 hrs ago #57
Actually, there is another, compelling reason -- Uglicans CAN'T get crowds of protesters, or even attendees, WITHOUT eppur_se_muova 9 hrs ago #59
Oh yeah, $50 a head as a recall PatSeg 8 hrs ago #61
Do not circulate this -- we do not need this even if someone thinks it's funny -- DELETE THIS AverageOldGuy 12 hrs ago #12
Yes it is funny mysteryowl 12 hrs ago #15
If there are any paid influencers popsdenver 11 hrs ago #33
Yes, great example! mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #37
YES!!! niyad 11 hrs ago #43
Ridicule is an effective weapon Tasmanian Devil 12 hrs ago #18
Most MAGAots popsdenver 11 hrs ago #39
Cowering in fear of what those scum will do or say is EXACTLY what they want. niyad 12 hrs ago #28
I will say, that although your comment will not be supported here, I can say thank you. mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #36
I kinda hope it does show up on the Fox "news" Sewer FoxNewsSucks 6 hrs ago #65
"Hectic as heck" progressoid 12 hrs ago #16
... mysteryowl 12 hrs ago #17
It helps to read it in a "Fargo" accent. progressoid 9 hrs ago #55
... orangecrush 12 hrs ago #19
"The government has been unable to find evidence that you are paid protestors or even any records of our organization. " IronLionZion 12 hrs ago #20
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K&R...nt Wounded Bear 12 hrs ago #22
Hot dish for the win! Soul_of_Wit 12 hrs ago #23
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Brilliant! Raven123 12 hrs ago #29
This looks like something Garrison Keller would write. mysteryowl 12 hrs ago #27
Who are Repubs going to blame for everything when Soros dies? ShazzieB 11 hrs ago #30
They'll say, "But is he REALLY dead?" Wednesdays 9 hrs ago #58
They should be careful popsdenver 11 hrs ago #31
See post 28 niyad 11 hrs ago #34
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TO: All protest staff mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #38
Antifa affiliate. Historic NY 11 hrs ago #40
Author of these hilarious writings... mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #44
I am passing the link on to my groups here, as well. niyad 11 hrs ago #45
It should be shared far and wide. mysteryowl 11 hrs ago #46
Doing my small share! niyad 11 hrs ago #47
Yes, he is a brilliant paid agitator. He doesn't see his contract mandating organizing. mjvpi 10 hrs ago #52
As one of the original writers of the Constitution, let me say that I may have made a typo allowing Wonder Why 10 hrs ago #48
I can't even get my group past the mission statement. The committee has agreed on a 15 page maximum, but then....... mjvpi 10 hrs ago #49
Satire goes right over the head of Figarosmom 10 hrs ago #50
I'm still waiting for my non-existent paycheck Dr. T 10 hrs ago #51
Sorry but this is stupid. drray23 10 hrs ago #54
Mcsweeneys is a national treasure Layzeebeaver 9 hrs ago #56
"Your union classifies all this as regional theater." ROFL Beartracks 9 hrs ago #60
MAGAts will hold this up as proof NameAlreadyTaken 8 hrs ago #62
That was pretty great! mahina 6 hrs ago #63
Poor Joyce! She's not getting the cooperation she needs from those employees! liberalla 6 hrs ago #64
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Well, I'm in St. Cloud MN liberalhistorian 5 hrs ago #67
Does anyone have a phone number for the payroll department? yellow dahlia 4 hrs ago #68
Funny, but...... SCantiGOP 3 hrs ago #69
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