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20. When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes

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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for "Armageddon," Return of Jesus [View all] Fozzledick 12 hrs ago OP

Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 11 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 16 min ago #76

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 11 hrs ago #2

Jesus: NCDem47 12 min ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 12 min ago #80

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 11 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 11 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 11 hrs ago #14

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 9 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 6 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 14 min ago #77

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 11 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 10 hrs ago #39

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 11 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 11 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 11 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 10 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 11 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 10 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 11 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 11 hrs ago #10

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 11 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 10 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 11 hrs ago #12

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 11 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 11 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 11 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 11 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 11 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 8 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 13 min ago #78

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 11 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 6 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 2 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 1 hr ago #60

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 11 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 20 min ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 11 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 11 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 11 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 11 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 10 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 7 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 10 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 10 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 10 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 10 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 10 hrs ago #37

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 6 hrs ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 10 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 7 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 7 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 10 hrs ago #34

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 10 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 6 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 10 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 9 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 9 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 9 hrs ago #43

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 9 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 8 hrs ago #45

Led by Fuckabee malaise 6 hrs ago #54

Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 6 hrs ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 6 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 5 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #58

Could be a made up story. Just as dangerous. Kaleva 39 min ago #69

MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 36 min ago #71

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 1 hr ago #61

What should I wear when Jesus returns? Should I cook something? How long is he staying? twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #62

Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 49 min ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 46 min ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 40 min ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 37 min ago #70

This moron needs to be thrown out of the military yesterday. travelingthrulife 1 hr ago #63

FFRF.org ZDU 1 hr ago #64

I predict that when Jesus doesn't show up, a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. Ray Bruns 47 min ago #66

Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 34 min ago #72

What a crock of SHIT! hatrack 33 min ago #73

Nothing like telling a soldier he's (she's) dead before he (she) even leaves our country. bluestarone 31 min ago #74