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czarjak

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34. Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF...

Tue Mar 3, 2026, 12:44 AM

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IT wasn't real. You knew one of those Biblethumpers told him he could hasten The Second Coming. Just like Pence and Pompeo believed they were called for. We. Are. Doomed. Folks.

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Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 6 hrs ago #1

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 6 hrs ago #2

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 6 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 6 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 6 hrs ago #14

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 3 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 1 hr ago #53

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 6 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 4 hrs ago #39

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 6 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 6 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 6 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 4 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 6 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 4 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 6 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 6 hrs ago #10

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 6 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 5 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 6 hrs ago #12

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 6 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 6 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 5 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 5 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 5 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 2 hrs ago #46

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 6 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 1 hr ago #51

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 5 hrs ago #18

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 5 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 5 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 5 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 5 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 4 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 2 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 5 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 5 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 4 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 4 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 4 hrs ago #37

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 1 hr ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 4 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 2 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 1 hr ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 4 hrs ago #34

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 4 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 1 hr ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 4 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 4 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 3 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 3 hrs ago #43

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 3 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 3 hrs ago #45

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Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 47 min ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 45 min ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 5 min ago #57