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Ol Janx Spirit

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80. That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual...

Tue Mar 3, 2026, 10:59 AM

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...war and not just keep predicting it will happen.

They've been perpetually wrong, and they aim to change that "by god."

Funny though that they want to attack the middle east so that they can end up being led by a guy from the middle east.

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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for "Armageddon," Return of Jesus [View all] Fozzledick 14 hrs ago OP

Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 14 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 2 hrs ago #76

The two biggest problems on the planet are... Trust_Reality 2 hrs ago #86

Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Towlie 1 hr ago #88

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 14 hrs ago #2

Jesus: NCDem47 2 hrs ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 2 hrs ago #80

and he's mad as hell...... n/t lastlib 2 hrs ago #82

You got me laughing! chouchou 2 hrs ago #85

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 14 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 14 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 13 hrs ago #14

Perfect song for TODAY and back then. bluestarone 1 hr ago #87

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 11 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 8 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 2 hrs ago #77

Well done. calimary 19 min ago #95

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 14 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 12 hrs ago #39

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 14 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 14 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 13 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 12 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 14 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 12 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 14 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 14 hrs ago #10

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 13 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 13 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 13 hrs ago #12

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 13 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 13 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 13 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 13 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 13 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 10 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 2 hrs ago #78

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 13 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 8 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 4 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 4 hrs ago #60

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 13 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 2 hrs ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 13 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 13 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 13 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 13 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 12 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 10 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 13 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 12 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 12 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 12 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 12 hrs ago #37

Good one! calimary 8 min ago #97

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 9 hrs ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 12 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 10 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 9 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 12 hrs ago #34

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 12 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 8 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 12 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 12 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 11 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 11 hrs ago #43

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 11 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #45

Led by Fuckabee malaise 8 hrs ago #54

I'm sure Fuckabee has a tent all set up johnnyfins 1 hr ago #91

Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 8 hrs ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 8 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 7 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 6 hrs ago #58

Could be a made up story. Just as dangerous. Kaleva 2 hrs ago #69

MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 2 hrs ago #71

Look up the MRFF mountain grammy 2 min ago #98

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 3 hrs ago #61

What should I wear when Jesus returns? Should I cook something? How long is he staying? twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #62

Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 3 hrs ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 2 hrs ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 2 hrs ago #70

This moron needs to be thrown out of the military yesterday. travelingthrulife 3 hrs ago #63

FFRF.org ZDU 3 hrs ago #64

I predict that when Jesus doesn't show up, a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. Ray Bruns 2 hrs ago #66

Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 2 hrs ago #72

What a crock of SHIT! hatrack 2 hrs ago #73

Nothing like telling a soldier he's (she's) dead before he (she) even leaves our country. bluestarone 2 hrs ago #74

Armageddon wouldn't happen unless there were people intentionally causing it. Clouds Passing 2 hrs ago #81

OK Now I'm worried. flashman13 2 hrs ago #83

Do ya doubt it? lastlib 2 hrs ago #84

It wouldn't be the first time they used that line! Hope22 1 hr ago #89

Ah...its like the days of my youth. A much loved aunt... NNadir 1 hr ago #90

Why doesn't anybody talk about consequences for following ILLEGAL orders??? tazcat 58 min ago #92

FUCK RELIGION -- ALL OF THEM! OMGWTF 51 min ago #93

They try to force the Apocalypse to placate the Christo-fascists who will themselves be destroyed. GreenWave 34 min ago #94

My parents were evangelical. They did not believe in the Rapture or Armageddon. HeartsCanHope 18 min ago #96