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IronLionZion

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38. The Supreme Court ruled that Middle Eastern people are white
Mon Mar 30, 2026, 10:29 PM
18 hrs ago

because in 1909, there was no way in hell the US Supreme Court was going to admit that Jesus Christ was anything other than white.

That court case came about because a Syrian immigrant police officer arrested a white criminal from a wealthy family. That crook's family sued on the basis that a "foreigner" (tan) couldn't arrest an "American" (white).

The case I references was In Re Najour but here's a newer case that's held up as precedent even today:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dow_v._United_States

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The Chief Justice adopted two Irish children malaise Yesterday #1
How about all those ruskie anchor babies? SheltieLover Yesterday #3
Can no longer find the info on the scrubbed internets, but Roberts' adoption of those kids did a run past Irish law Attilatheblond Yesterday #5
Very important malaise Yesterday #6
Appalling nt spooky3 Yesterday #7
Corruptomundo: "They come to me." Kid Berwyn Yesterday #8
That is one butt ugly dress! sheshe2 Yesterday #9
Thank you! I was just going to post the same thing. Grim Chieftain 23 hrs ago #12
Lol...great minds! sheshe2 23 hrs ago #15
Thank you MustLoveBeagles 20 hrs ago #31
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Not really scrubbed. Ms. Toad 21 hrs ago #21
That's "Irish law." Igel 19 hrs ago #33
No, our courts do not enforce Irish laws. But people who practice law in the US but BREAK Irish laws are bad people Attilatheblond 15 hrs ago #39
Doesn't matter. Americans are white. Foreigners are nonwhite IronLionZion 23 hrs ago #13
Yeah, but I have brown eyes and hair! nt Ilsa 23 hrs ago #14
Cool. Igel 19 hrs ago #35
The Supreme Court ruled that Middle Eastern people are white IronLionZion 18 hrs ago #38
That is my biggest issue - how to leave TBF Yesterday #2
Yep. I'm 73, disabled, and trapped. GoodRaisin 22 hrs ago #17
It would also be a signal that the SCOTUS Dan Yesterday #4
The two are unrelated. n/t Ms. Toad 21 hrs ago #19
Unrelated except Dan 21 hrs ago #26
Street fighting man struggle4progress Yesterday #10
Uh... have you seen the entry requirements for Canada? Initech Yesterday #11
Thailand... easy, just need $$ in the bank. IIRC, $25k USD and you can stay a year. WarGamer 21 hrs ago #23
Not sure what you mean by this. Ms. Toad 21 hrs ago #18
Why are they even hearing this bullshit. MorbidButterflyTat 21 hrs ago #20
Don't consider it BS. Jacson6 21 hrs ago #24
That's exactly why I said it was bullshit. MorbidButterflyTat 20 hrs ago #27
It would appear no one at DU understands this lawsuit. pcdb 20 hrs ago #29
No one at DU Understood the lawsuit to repeal Roe vs Wade. Do you now? n/t Jacson6 20 hrs ago #30
What does that have to do with the fact that no one alive will lose citizenship? pcdb 19 hrs ago #34
If SCOTUS makes a ruling that goes directly against the Constitution, Crunchy Frog 21 hrs ago #22
Hate to have to point this out ... Munu 21 hrs ago #25
When will the court have the courage to tell trump to shut the f**k up. Americanme 20 hrs ago #28
Never, apparently. He gets away with everything. Initech 20 hrs ago #32
If that is what they decide, this country is dead......and EVERYTHING that all the people that came before us a kennedy 19 hrs ago #36
Can I rule that 6 of the 9 justices are illegally installed Murdoch / Heritage puppets who are compromised AF? Initech 19 hrs ago #37
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