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GreenWave

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34. They should rule that anyone who passes gas during the hearing will be executed for gas warfare crime.

Reply to Shrek (Original post)

Wed Apr 1, 2026, 11:58 AM

13 hrs ago

That might deter him.

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Trump plans to attend Wednesday's Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship [View all] Shrek 19 hrs ago OP

Thinking of intimidating a couple of judges with oasis 18 hrs ago #1

He will fall asleep. He has the attention span of livetohike 18 hrs ago #2

I was just about to say this. The Madcap 17 hrs ago #10

Exactly. He'll walk in with a menacing scowl on livetohike 17 hrs ago #12

That, or..... cab67 15 hrs ago #21

I hope he gets thrown out of the building. n/t livetohike 14 hrs ago #24

"The justices have lovely families..." Girard442 18 hrs ago #3

Would be a shame if anything were to, say, HAPPEN to them... EYESORE 9001 18 hrs ago #7

Five bucks... 2naSalit 18 hrs ago #4

No bet. Queso Delicioso 15 hrs ago #14

Enjoy that one, Roberts Sympthsical 18 hrs ago #5

People are already betting he's going Baitball Blogger 18 hrs ago #6

Is it going to be avaliable to the public? leftyladyfrommo 17 hrs ago #8

There should be audio available, YodaMom2 14 hrs ago #27

When he's not asleep, will he be making that stupid face mwmisses4289 17 hrs ago #9

he will probably stink up the place and have to waddle out with a "full load" Blues Heron 17 hrs ago #11

🦨 MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #30

If traitor prevails, deport his children first. Kid Berwyn 16 hrs ago #13

He has no idea edhopper 15 hrs ago #15

He needs to hear the court say... RainCaster 15 hrs ago #16

They will never get the stink out of the place. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #17

Incentive for them to not give him what he wants, unless they want him to show up at every case newdeal2 15 hrs ago #18

Is he snoring yet? Hope for their sake he doesn't fart. Vinca 15 hrs ago #19

That would kill a charging rhino 🦏 MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #31

Trump wants to pull the citizenship of those who disagree with him, and those of alfredo 15 hrs ago #20

Trump wants to rid us of the greatest threat to all: Anchor Babies alfredo 14 hrs ago #22

Nappy time for aTrump. BradBo 14 hrs ago #23

You know he is going to doze off. Katinfl 14 hrs ago #25

Nice Court you got there, Turbineguy 14 hrs ago #26

MaddowBlog-Trump's attendance at the Supreme Court's birthright citizenship arguments won't help his case LetMyPeopleVote 13 hrs ago #28

He left before arguments ended AverageOldGuy 13 hrs ago #29

Figures MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #33

Roberts should have closed the proceedings and blocked his entrance. Moostache 13 hrs ago #32

They should rule that anyone who passes gas during the hearing will be executed for gas warfare crime. GreenWave 13 hrs ago #34

Krasnov would have zero understanding of the arguments Seinan Sensei 13 hrs ago #35

Your dog would probably understand more than t ever would of anything other than a picture book. mwmisses4289 9 hrs ago #37

The Supreme Court Needs To Put In Place Rules On The Use Of Executive Orders DallasNE 13 hrs ago #36

TRUMP KEEPS LOSING BUT WON'T ADMIT IT Jimvanhise 8 hrs ago #38

After Trump left early in a huff the Justices all asked "was it something we said?". twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #39