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muriel_volestrangler

(106,212 posts)
87. Under two conditions:
Wed Apr 1, 2026, 04:33 PM
6 hrs ago

1: She doesn't take part in public life ever again, unless it's to answer charges in court.

2: She doesn't shoot any more pets.

Seems like that would be a win for everyone.

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Maybe she'll take him for a walk to the gravel pit? Swede Yesterday #1
+1 dalton99a Yesterday #3
LOL leftstreet Yesterday #24
Or maybe he could take her down to the gravel pit struggle4progress 22 hrs ago #75
The same privacy and prayers you gave Minneapolis, you fucking flvegan Yesterday #2
Karma's a you-know-what, right, Crispy? Ocelot II Yesterday #4
Thanks for putting this in perspective MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #11
Tits and pairs! Floyd R. Turbo Yesterday #5
I see what you did there Brother Buzz Yesterday #57
😁 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #84
I will give her the same amount of empathy she gives others! BlueKota Yesterday #6
She was blindsided that the pictures got out TexasBushwhacker Yesterday #7
Imagine being the (OK former) Director of Homeland Security and admitting you don't know what's Prairie Gates Yesterday #14
to be fair Skittles Yesterday #31
disapproved? bigtree Yesterday #29
Two fetishists a couple makes. KPN 23 hrs ago #69
yea popsdenver 23 hrs ago #70
All paid for by the U.S. Tax-payer!! riversedge 16 hrs ago #80
or she may have put him in panties on their honeymoon rampartd 19 hrs ago #77
Hell no! No privacy. No prayers. wnylib Yesterday #8
And above all, no THOUGHTS! Zambero Yesterday #62
Wouldn't surprise me if Kristi N. was fired b/c TSF got the info on no_hypocrisy Yesterday #9
Why does Rebl2 Yesterday #10
Prayers? sop Yesterday #12
I remember a clever line from Fiddler On The Roof... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #61
This was Trump's blackmail on her Prairie Gates Yesterday #13
He'd like it. rubbersole 22 hrs ago #72
prayers for all the people brutalized by her ICE actions. Prayers for that poor puppy and goat that she slaughtered BlueWaveNeverEnd Yesterday #15
Well isn't that special.... LeftInTX Yesterday #16
tots and pears duckworth969 Yesterday #17
Prayers for Cricket Keepthesoulalive Yesterday #18
Give her the same privacy she made available to the folks in malaise Yesterday #19
Who is she to ask for anything from us? Deuxcents Yesterday #20
Maybe her infidelity drove him to this. Sogo Yesterday #21
One thread had pictures Bettie Yesterday #23
It looked a bit desperate or half-baked. Like he bought the fake boobs from temu or something.... LeftInTX Yesterday #55
tragic bigtree Yesterday #40
To want to wear fake boobs? If anything, hubby's weirdness may have inspired Kristi to go further. Intractable Yesterday #45
I'd love a public comment from malaise Yesterday #22
What's the big deal? She works for a hulking boob..... Blue Owl Yesterday #25
It is nice to see that horrible woman suffer humiliation Klarkashton Yesterday #26
FKN & FDT littlemissmartypants Yesterday #27
She knew. And F her. Bristlecone Yesterday #28
Of course she knew. Irish_Dem Yesterday #35
I'm sure. And TBH, what they do and any arrangements they have would Bristlecone Yesterday #41
The hypocrisy as well as her brutal murders, kidnappings, terrorizing the country. Irish_Dem Yesterday #44
yeah sure, OK Skittles Yesterday #30
Ask away Grim Chieftain Yesterday #32
Hey Kristi, how about some prayers for the people you murdered? Irish_Dem Yesterday #33
Why should we bless you with prayer, Kristi? Mblaze Yesterday #34
Hmmmm... sheshe2 Yesterday #36
This is what I think too. Hubby learned a lot from Kristi. Irish_Dem Yesterday #46
Lol...Great minds think alike. sheshe2 Yesterday #49
Unfortunately, political discussion now requires our minds being in the gutter. Irish_Dem Yesterday #50
Nah, our minds are not in a gutter. sheshe2 Yesterday #54
thoughts and prayers thoughts and prayers CountAllVotes Yesterday #37
Won't sleeping with Corey Lewandowski tonight help her feel better? greatauntoftriplets Yesterday #38
Her hubby was window cross dressing. Irish_Dem Yesterday #48
Ah, no wolfie001 Yesterday #39
Halloween was five months ago. The Madcap Yesterday #52
Took a second to find a fitting image of her wolfie001 16 hrs ago #81
Is she a distant cousin of the claymation figures? NoMoreRepugs 23 hrs ago #66
So gooped up wolfie001 15 hrs ago #82
The comments in this thread are stellar. WestMichRad Yesterday #42
I pray that we need never hear her cursed name again! Jack Valentino Yesterday #43
Good place for this: True Dough Yesterday #47
This one is for Cricket! hamsterjill Yesterday #51
Hey Kristi, what makes you think this doesn't mean that at least one of our prayers was answered? Ol Janx Spirit Yesterday #53
Should read, "The rest of the family was blindsided". Hubby is into humiliation. He was probably in the room watching Marcuse Yesterday #56
Trash ._. Yesterday #58
Privacy and prayers? LilElf70 Yesterday #59
This is my prayer and thought, FOAD! miyazaki Yesterday #60
Nope VanceFan Yesterday #63
Am I the only one who wonders if she was the one to release the photos for Marie Marie 23 hrs ago #64
Has she ever given us privacy and prayers? vapor2 23 hrs ago #65
If her husband ends up like her puppy and goat, it wasn't an accident. IronLionZion 23 hrs ago #67
Gee, do I hear "blackmail" by our adversaries anyone? BigmanPigman 23 hrs ago #68
Nope! My prayers are for all the decent people who are trying to save democracy. Bread and Circuses 23 hrs ago #71
Nah... purr-rat beauty 22 hrs ago #73
That family has much more serious problems than hubby playing dress-up struggle4progress 22 hrs ago #74
Time to trade in the private jet for a motorboat Blue Owl 21 hrs ago #76
I wonder how many people are praying for Noem? Seriously!! LeftInTX 19 hrs ago #78
I'll save my prayers for Cricket Raine 19 hrs ago #79
Why doesn't she just accept her husband as he is? Martin Eden 15 hrs ago #83
I don't have any love for Kristie Noem and I'm glad leftyladyfrommo 15 hrs ago #85
I'm sure The Onion is wishing they'd produced that for April 1st. dickthegrouch 7 hrs ago #86
Under two conditions: muriel_volestrangler 6 hrs ago #87
We're praying, lady, but it ain't for you. Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #88
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