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Orrex

(67,124 posts) Sat Apr 4, 2026, 06:51 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods?

Shot down by nonexistent anti-aircraft fire?

Taken out by agents of the North American Treaty Organization?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

it's coming bdamomma Yesterday #1

I love these! calimary Yesterday #2

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Yesterday #3

Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods? malaise Yesterday #4

Okay SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #6

Two stroke penalty twodogsbarking Yesterday #8

No but malaise Yesterday #5

A giant arm comes down from the sky with a whale sized poop bag and scoops him up and disposes of the turd. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7

Hahaha malaise Yesterday #11

Suddenly assaulted from every conceivable direction by every subculture he has insulted? SheltieLover Yesterday #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #10

We all share your dream surfered Yesterday #14

The whole world shares Niyad's dream, minus pootin, bibi, & Xi, but they don't get a vote. SheltieLover Yesterday #26

I want those three gone as well! niyad Yesterday #30

Absolutely! SheltieLover Yesterday #31

Will check, but I think so. niyad Yesterday #32

Thx. I think they are, too. SheltieLover Yesterday #33

Cripes, it has to be soon! Like rfn soon! SheltieLover Yesterday #25

Word is he's also sweating bricks about his famous words malaise Yesterday #12

Do we know he hasn't died and been replaced by AI? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #13

I was thinking yesterday he must be a homunculous Ponietz Yesterday #24

I've suspected this for a long time Wicked Blue Yesterday #38

Hahaha. Nope, but close, very close. Joinfortmill Yesterday #15

Just seen posted - James48 Yesterday #16

Make it so malaise Yesterday #18

All extremities crossed in hope!!! niyad Yesterday #19

Please let this be one time we can rely on FB twodogsbarking Yesterday #20

He's kicked out all press Farmer-Rick Yesterday #21

All paws crossed here! SheltieLover Yesterday #27

Reverse Easter? Fake Jesus croaks and stays dead? Ocelot II Yesterday #29

Awe shucks..... James48 Yesterday #35

Oh please please please please please please please..... Blue Owl Yesterday #36

;-{) CATASTROPHE Goonch Yesterday #17

Those poor alligators. COL Mustard Yesterday #22

"WAKE UP, AMERICA! Keep up the resistance & pressure!" hlthe2b Yesterday #23

Aw MustLoveBeagles 23 hrs ago #42

Got lost and stranded in a blizzard trying to find Indianapolis, Minnesota? Ocelot II Yesterday #28

DID HE CROAK YET???? LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #34

Giving so many irrationalizations about the Iran war that his head starts to spin Wicked Blue Yesterday #37

Pssssst! malaise 23 hrs ago #39

Malaise, you just made my day! Wicked Blue 23 hrs ago #40

But did they malaise 23 hrs ago #41

I love "Irrationalizations!" Orrex 22 hrs ago #44

Thank you, thank you Wicked Blue 19 hrs ago #50

Encouraging rumors. I'm running out to the liquor store to get champagne. Happily my niece, nephew, sister-in-law... NNadir 22 hrs ago #43

Enjoy the comments here malaise 21 hrs ago #46

Today may be the day when we are free at last! GreenWave 22 hrs ago #45

Maybe not but I sure had fun following the rumor threads today malaise 19 hrs ago #48

Aides picked up his IV drugs at the drive-thru window... Harker 20 hrs ago #47

Struck by 95-lb tumbling NCAA gymnast denied 6th year of eligibility GopherGal 19 hrs ago #49

Keeping hope alive!! 58Sunliner 19 hrs ago #51

The little blood clot that should... sop 19 hrs ago #52