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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Farmer-Rick

(12,683 posts)
21. He's kicked out all press
Sat Apr 4, 2026, 09:08 AM
Yesterday

And is hiding in our White House. He may have had another stroke and his cult is hiding it.

They'll parade him around with more obviously deadly symptoms soon.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP
it's coming bdamomma Yesterday #1
I love these! calimary Yesterday #2
"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Yesterday #3
Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods? malaise Yesterday #4
Okay SocialDemocrat61 Yesterday #6
Two stroke penalty twodogsbarking Yesterday #8
No but malaise Yesterday #5
A giant arm comes down from the sky with a whale sized poop bag and scoops him up and disposes of the turd. twodogsbarking Yesterday #7
Hahaha malaise Yesterday #11
Suddenly assaulted from every conceivable direction by every subculture he has insulted? SheltieLover Yesterday #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #10
We all share your dream surfered Yesterday #14
The whole world shares Niyad's dream, minus pootin, bibi, & Xi, but they don't get a vote. SheltieLover Yesterday #26
I want those three gone as well! niyad Yesterday #30
Absolutely! SheltieLover Yesterday #31
Will check, but I think so. niyad Yesterday #32
Thx. I think they are, too. SheltieLover Yesterday #33
Cripes, it has to be soon! Like rfn soon! SheltieLover Yesterday #25
Word is he's also sweating bricks about his famous words malaise Yesterday #12
Do we know he hasn't died and been replaced by AI? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #13
I was thinking yesterday he must be a homunculous Ponietz Yesterday #24
I've suspected this for a long time Wicked Blue Yesterday #38
Hahaha. Nope, but close, very close. Joinfortmill Yesterday #15
Just seen posted - James48 Yesterday #16
Make it so malaise Yesterday #18
All extremities crossed in hope!!! niyad Yesterday #19
Please let this be one time we can rely on FB twodogsbarking Yesterday #20
He's kicked out all press Farmer-Rick Yesterday #21
All paws crossed here! SheltieLover Yesterday #27
Reverse Easter? Fake Jesus croaks and stays dead? Ocelot II Yesterday #29
Awe shucks..... James48 Yesterday #35
Oh please please please please please please please..... Blue Owl Yesterday #36
;-{) CATASTROPHE Goonch Yesterday #17
Those poor alligators. COL Mustard Yesterday #22
"WAKE UP, AMERICA! Keep up the resistance & pressure!" hlthe2b Yesterday #23
Aw MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #42
Got lost and stranded in a blizzard trying to find Indianapolis, Minnesota? Ocelot II Yesterday #28
DID HE CROAK YET???? LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #34
Giving so many irrationalizations about the Iran war that his head starts to spin Wicked Blue Yesterday #37
Pssssst! malaise Yesterday #39
Malaise, you just made my day! Wicked Blue Yesterday #40
But did they malaise Yesterday #41
I love "Irrationalizations!" Orrex Yesterday #44
Thank you, thank you Wicked Blue Yesterday #50
Encouraging rumors. I'm running out to the liquor store to get champagne. Happily my niece, nephew, sister-in-law... NNadir Yesterday #43
Enjoy the comments here malaise Yesterday #46
Today may be the day when we are free at last! GreenWave Yesterday #45
Maybe not but I sure had fun following the rumor threads today malaise Yesterday #48
Aides picked up his IV drugs at the drive-thru window... Harker Yesterday #47
Struck by 95-lb tumbling NCAA gymnast denied 6th year of eligibility GopherGal Yesterday #49
Keeping hope alive!! 58Sunliner Yesterday #51
The little blood clot that should... sop Yesterday #52
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