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GopherGal

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49. Struck by 95-lb tumbling NCAA gymnast denied 6th year of eligibility

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2026, 07:15 PM

Apr 4

due to his executive order. The athlete in question apparently somersaulted over the cordon of Secret Service agents and crashed feet-first into the president.

MAGAts are currently studying the footage to determine what parts of their bodies they should wrap in sanitary napkins to show support.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 4 OP

it's coming bdamomma Apr 4 #1

I love these! calimary Apr 4 #2

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Apr 4 #3

Accepted a ride home from Tiger Woods? malaise Apr 4 #4

Okay SocialDemocrat61 Apr 4 #6

Two stroke penalty twodogsbarking Apr 4 #8

No but malaise Apr 4 #5

A giant arm comes down from the sky with a whale sized poop bag and scoops him up and disposes of the turd. twodogsbarking Apr 4 #7

Hahaha malaise Apr 4 #11

Suddenly assaulted from every conceivable direction by every subculture he has insulted? SheltieLover Apr 4 #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 4 #10

We all share your dream surfered Apr 4 #14

The whole world shares Niyad's dream, minus pootin, bibi, & Xi, but they don't get a vote. SheltieLover Apr 4 #26

I want those three gone as well! niyad Apr 4 #30

Absolutely! SheltieLover Apr 4 #31

Will check, but I think so. niyad Apr 4 #32

Thx. I think they are, too. SheltieLover Apr 4 #33

Cripes, it has to be soon! Like rfn soon! SheltieLover Apr 4 #25

Word is he's also sweating bricks about his famous words malaise Apr 4 #12

Do we know he hasn't died and been replaced by AI? LymphocyteLover Apr 4 #13

I was thinking yesterday he must be a homunculous Ponietz Apr 4 #24

I've suspected this for a long time Wicked Blue Apr 4 #38

Hahaha. Nope, but close, very close. Joinfortmill Apr 4 #15

Just seen posted - James48 Apr 4 #16

Make it so malaise Apr 4 #18

All extremities crossed in hope!!! niyad Apr 4 #19

Please let this be one time we can rely on FB twodogsbarking Apr 4 #20

He's kicked out all press Farmer-Rick Apr 4 #21

All paws crossed here! SheltieLover Apr 4 #27

Reverse Easter? Fake Jesus croaks and stays dead? Ocelot II Apr 4 #29

Awe shucks..... James48 Apr 4 #35

Oh please please please please please please please..... Blue Owl Apr 4 #36

;-{) CATASTROPHE Goonch Apr 4 #17

Those poor alligators. COL Mustard Apr 4 #22

"WAKE UP, AMERICA! Keep up the resistance & pressure!" hlthe2b Apr 4 #23

Aw MustLoveBeagles Apr 4 #42

Got lost and stranded in a blizzard trying to find Indianapolis, Minnesota? Ocelot II Apr 4 #28

DID HE CROAK YET???? LetMyPeopleVote Apr 4 #34

Giving so many irrationalizations about the Iran war that his head starts to spin Wicked Blue Apr 4 #37

Pssssst! malaise Apr 4 #39

Malaise, you just made my day! Wicked Blue Apr 4 #40

But did they malaise Apr 4 #41

I love "Irrationalizations!" Orrex Apr 4 #44

Thank you, thank you Wicked Blue Apr 4 #50

Encouraging rumors. I'm running out to the liquor store to get champagne. Happily my niece, nephew, sister-in-law... NNadir Apr 4 #43

Enjoy the comments here malaise Apr 4 #46

Today may be the day when we are free at last! GreenWave Apr 4 #45

Maybe not but I sure had fun following the rumor threads today malaise Apr 4 #48

Aides picked up his IV drugs at the drive-thru window... Harker Apr 4 #47

Struck by 95-lb tumbling NCAA gymnast denied 6th year of eligibility GopherGal Apr 4 #49

Keeping hope alive!! 58Sunliner Apr 4 #51

The little blood clot that should... sop Apr 4 #52