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Orrex

(67,159 posts) Tue Apr 7, 2026, 06:58 AM Tuesday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Died after breathlessly recounting how he heroically rescued the downed pilot, the Apollo 13 astronauts, the Lindbergh baby, and Private Ryan?

Stroked out in giddy excitement over his plan to deploy nukes in Iran?

Simultaneously struck by lightning, bitten by a shark, and flattened by a meteorite, which is statistically more likely than his obsequious cabinet invoking the 25th on him?

Just fucking died already, for literally any reason at all?

I mean come on, dammit!

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Tuesday OP

;-{) AAUGH! Goonch Tuesday #1

nope Celerity Tuesday #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Tuesday #3

I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered Tuesday #15

We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover Tuesday #19

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Tuesday #18

No but malaise Tuesday #4

Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion Tuesday #5

Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru Tuesday #6

They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking Tuesday #7

Ha malaise Tuesday #8

I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking Tuesday #9

For this DUzy?😀 malaise Tuesday #10

May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking Tuesday #11

Hahaha malaise Tuesday #12

No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill Tuesday #13

NOW? malaise Tuesday #14

Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered Tuesday #16

Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover Tuesday #17

The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b Tuesday #20

Aw MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #32

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear Tuesday #21

Not yet but he Gordcanuck Tuesday #22

It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill Tuesday #23

Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy Tuesday #24

Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover Tuesday #25

Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX Tuesday #26

I'm stealing this surfered Tuesday #27

Ahh, memories... hlthe2b Tuesday #29

Morphed into this overnight malaise Tuesday #31

Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue Tuesday #28

I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote Tuesday #30