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6. Last functioning brain cell goes offline

Tue Apr 7, 2026, 07:31 AM

11 hrs ago

Respiration ceases.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 12 hrs ago OP

;-{) AAUGH! Goonch 12 hrs ago #1

nope Celerity 12 hrs ago #2

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 12 hrs ago #3

I have a dream..it would save mankind. surfered 11 hrs ago #15

We all share in your vision of world peace! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #19

Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #18

No but malaise 12 hrs ago #4

Shark would probably spit it out because of the toxic taste IronLionZion 11 hrs ago #5

Last functioning brain cell goes offline Blumancru 11 hrs ago #6

They also serve who dance and wait........... twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #7

Ha malaise 11 hrs ago #8

I relinquish my award to Orrex and award you with ice cream......... twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #9

For this DUzy?😀 malaise 11 hrs ago #10

May I add that he found Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan. twodogsbarking 11 hrs ago #11

Hahaha malaise 11 hrs ago #12

No, and now he is stark raving mad. Joinfortmill 11 hrs ago #13

NOW? malaise 11 hrs ago #14

Must be soon. They've approved plans for his Presidential Library surfered 10 hrs ago #16

Lost on the dark side of the moon? SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #17

The American Public hearing Trump's spew this am... hlthe2b 10 hrs ago #20

greetings from the night shift AllaN01Bear 9 hrs ago #21

Not yet but he Gordcanuck 9 hrs ago #22

It's coming. One way or the other, this guy's toast is almost done. Joinfortmill 9 hrs ago #23

Mistook Squishy Butter for the real thing and choked. no_hypocrisy 9 hrs ago #24

Well, you've found a great use for the butter! SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #25

Accidentally bombed himself like the coyote in Looney Tunes. Bad aim! LeftInTX 8 hrs ago #26

I'm stealing this surfered 7 hrs ago #27

Ahh, memories... hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #29

Morphed into this overnight malaise 3 hrs ago #31

Iranian secret plot to reverse-flush all the White House toilets Wicked Blue 7 hrs ago #28

I want the Obama tan suit day to come again LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #30