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Walleye

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27. As somebody said, it's one thing to step on your own dick, it's another thing to jump up and down on it

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Has any president ever stepped on his dick this hard before? [View all] Ocelot II 16 hrs ago OP

LBJ, maybe? JoseBalow 16 hrs ago #1

They say he had a big one Dan 16 hrs ago #3

LBJ ordering pants BaronChocula 5 hrs ago #55

That's just speculation EYESORE 9001 16 hrs ago #4

Only some comically-oversized Florsheims could pull that off Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #2

According to Stormy Daniels, there's not much there Grim Chieftain 15 hrs ago #15

America elected the lowest common denominator to office Torchlight 15 hrs ago #5

Well said BlueWaveNeverEnd 15 hrs ago #6

You've made a good case for this being the worst in terms of absurdity, if not... NNadir 15 hrs ago #7

I'm going to have to defend Kennedy here. In 1960 the Cold Wr was at it's height and every flashman13 13 hrs ago #28

I agree with your second paragraph. I hold the Vienna summit... NNadir 12 hrs ago #41

We certainly have a differing view on historical events. I'll leave it at that. flashman13 11 hrs ago #46

Agreed, popsdenver 9 hrs ago #52

Well this Iran war is the most stupid thing in recent history. LeftInTX 13 hrs ago #36

This vile and horrible administration wouldn't have happened if not for Fox. Initech 15 hrs ago #8

According to Stormy Daniels, it would be most difficult if not impossible for him to do. mdbl 15 hrs ago #9

I don't think Trump is that flexible Fiendish Thingy 15 hrs ago #10

No, but Franklin Pierce had an extensive groin injury from a saddle horn during a battle Uncle Joe 15 hrs ago #11

;-{) Dethroned Goonch 15 hrs ago #12

He did articulate a reason: he and some of his cronies mwmisses4289 15 hrs ago #13

Yes, oil is one reason. But he could not say that at first wnylib 12 hrs ago #42

You state it well LeftInTX 12 hrs ago #43

Andrew Johnson did a bad job reading the room Johonny 15 hrs ago #14

Yes. ShazzieB 15 hrs ago #16

Certainly none who has tried to swing his little nubbin around Warpy 14 hrs ago #17

It's almost as though everything he does... Orrex 14 hrs ago #18

You have found it, Ocelot! It is the one thing Trump is actually really, really good at! Fucking up. n/t PatrickforB 14 hrs ago #19

No not as immediately. Geebus, what is it 5 weeks? underpants 14 hrs ago #20

Iraq was a pretty immense debacle. BannonsLiver 14 hrs ago #21

He would have to cut it off stage left 14 hrs ago #22

Truman dropped a nuclear bomb on civilians - twice. Mblaze 14 hrs ago #23

Truman never had any regrets. He believed that ending the war spared about 100,000 US troops. mobeau69 12 hrs ago #44

I can understand that. Mblaze 11 hrs ago #48

According to the common Trump-slurpers, he's restored our rightful place of respect in the world and NBachers 14 hrs ago #24

I don't think so! And it couldn't happen to a more deserving POS LymphocyteLover 13 hrs ago #25

Really quite a feat to step on that tiny mushroom! LymphocyteLover 13 hrs ago #26

Exactly bdamomma 13 hrs ago #35

As somebody said, it's one thing to step on your own dick, it's another thing to jump up and down on it Walleye 13 hrs ago #27

What dick? Dave Bowman 13 hrs ago #29

It's only dick stepping if it isn't exactly what you want to do. BlueTsunami2018 13 hrs ago #30

Just to add: Bush I casued the FIRST iraq debacle JHB 13 hrs ago #31

Obama wore a tan suit. BHDem53 13 hrs ago #32

Brilliant! Talitha 12 hrs ago #37

The Benefit of this War is Putin's Win pioche4 13 hrs ago #33

Despite having such a tiny mushroom WheelWalker 13 hrs ago #34

Miracles in modern electron microscopes make this possible for him. GreenWave 12 hrs ago #38

No president ever had the challenge of having such a small dick to step on. No way he can see it over his enormous belly Martin68 12 hrs ago #39

A not so tiny hiney,and a teeny weeny. BattleRow 10 hrs ago #49

Our country has been totally fucked by SCOTUS decisions over the years. ananda 12 hrs ago #40

Shrub and his attacking Wednesdays 12 hrs ago #45

I blame a lot of it on the apprentice show Tree Lady 11 hrs ago #47

They harped about the keystrokes pipeline using fox bs endlessly. mobeau69 10 hrs ago #50

Shart of the deal IronLionZion 10 hrs ago #51

It would be one thing if he stepped on his own dick Javaman 9 hrs ago #53

"Galactically stupid" sums it up quite well! KY_EnviroGuy 7 hrs ago #54

Galactically Stupid BunnyMcGee 5 hrs ago #56

... and none of those presidents you named, could actually STEP on their dick Jack Valentino 5 hrs ago #57