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39. No president ever had the challenge of having such a small dick to step on. No way he can see it over his enormous belly

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Has any president ever stepped on his dick this hard before? [View all] Ocelot II Thursday OP

LBJ, maybe? JoseBalow Thursday #1

They say he had a big one Dan Thursday #3

LBJ ordering pants BaronChocula Thursday #55

That's just speculation EYESORE 9001 Thursday #4

Only some comically-oversized Florsheims could pull that off Blue Owl Thursday #2

According to Stormy Daniels, there's not much there Grim Chieftain Thursday #15

America elected the lowest common denominator to office Torchlight Thursday #5

Well said BlueWaveNeverEnd Thursday #6

You've made a good case for this being the worst in terms of absurdity, if not... NNadir Thursday #7

I'm going to have to defend Kennedy here. In 1960 the Cold Wr was at it's height and every flashman13 Thursday #28

I agree with your second paragraph. I hold the Vienna summit... NNadir Thursday #41

We certainly have a differing view on historical events. I'll leave it at that. flashman13 Thursday #46

Agreed, popsdenver Thursday #52

Well this Iran war is the most stupid thing in recent history. LeftInTX Thursday #36

This vile and horrible administration wouldn't have happened if not for Fox. Initech Thursday #8

According to Stormy Daniels, it would be most difficult if not impossible for him to do. mdbl Thursday #9

I don't think Trump is that flexible Fiendish Thingy Thursday #10

No, but Franklin Pierce had an extensive groin injury from a saddle horn during a battle Uncle Joe Thursday #11

;-{) Dethroned Goonch Thursday #12

He did articulate a reason: he and some of his cronies mwmisses4289 Thursday #13

Yes, oil is one reason. But he could not say that at first wnylib Thursday #42

You state it well LeftInTX Thursday #43

Andrew Johnson did a bad job reading the room Johonny Thursday #14

Yes. ShazzieB Thursday #16

Certainly none who has tried to swing his little nubbin around Warpy Thursday #17

It's almost as though everything he does... Orrex Thursday #18

You have found it, Ocelot! It is the one thing Trump is actually really, really good at! Fucking up. n/t PatrickforB Thursday #19

No not as immediately. Geebus, what is it 5 weeks? underpants Thursday #20

Iraq was a pretty immense debacle. BannonsLiver Thursday #21

He would have to cut it off stage left Thursday #22

Truman dropped a nuclear bomb on civilians - twice. Mblaze Thursday #23

Truman never had any regrets. He believed that ending the war spared about 100,000 US troops. mobeau69 Thursday #44

I can understand that. Mblaze Thursday #48

According to the common Trump-slurpers, he's restored our rightful place of respect in the world and NBachers Thursday #24

I don't think so! And it couldn't happen to a more deserving POS LymphocyteLover Thursday #25

Really quite a feat to step on that tiny mushroom! LymphocyteLover Thursday #26

Exactly bdamomma Thursday #35

As somebody said, it's one thing to step on your own dick, it's another thing to jump up and down on it Walleye Thursday #27

What dick? Dave Bowman Thursday #29

It's only dick stepping if it isn't exactly what you want to do. BlueTsunami2018 Thursday #30

Just to add: Bush I casued the FIRST iraq debacle JHB Thursday #31

Obama wore a tan suit. BHDem53 Thursday #32

Brilliant! Talitha Thursday #37

The Benefit of this War is Putin's Win pioche4 Thursday #33

Despite having such a tiny mushroom WheelWalker Thursday #34

Miracles in modern electron microscopes make this possible for him. GreenWave Thursday #38

No president ever had the challenge of having such a small dick to step on. No way he can see it over his enormous belly Martin68 Thursday #39

A not so tiny hiney,and a teeny weeny. BattleRow Thursday #49

Our country has been totally fucked by SCOTUS decisions over the years. ananda Thursday #40

Shrub and his attacking Wednesdays Thursday #45

I blame a lot of it on the apprentice show Tree Lady Thursday #47

They harped about the keystone pipeline using fox bs endlessly. mobeau69 Thursday #50

Shart of the deal IronLionZion Thursday #51

It would be one thing if he stepped on his own dick Javaman Thursday #53

"Galactically stupid" sums it up quite well! KY_EnviroGuy Thursday #54

Galactically Stupid BunnyMcGee Thursday #56

... and none of those presidents you named, could actually STEP on their dick Jack Valentino Thursday #57

I think Shady Vance and Pete Kegsbreath are going to go through some things, maybe along with Little Marco COL Mustard Yesterday #58

And then declared victory. TheRickles Yesterday #59

No, but considering Aviation Pro 19 hrs ago #60