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Irish_Dem

(81,626 posts)
11. If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie.
Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:04 AM
Yesterday

It is a real rags to riches story with lots of sex.
People will love it.

Her story of being a Russian/Putin adjacent gold digging working girl.

She came to the US with just her g-string and come hither look.

How she lied on her visa to get into NYC where she quickly cozied up to
the rich and powerful.

And used her Einstein hooker skill set to get a nice rich husband and anchor baby.

Along the way she helped the owner of child sex and blackmail ring to make ends meet.

But it all paid off, she is now the First Lady, highly respected and admired.
Ok I just added that part for the movie to have a happy ending.

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🤣😂 Melania says... [View all] QueerDuck Yesterday OP
🤣 tanyev Yesterday #1
BAM, indeed! 3catwoman3 9 hrs ago #46
🤣🤣🤣 lisa58 Yesterday #2
Good one. efhmc Yesterday #3
Truth hurts! Wounded Bear Yesterday #4
Ouch! Grim Chieftain Yesterday #5
I wish Marla would testify under oath, but the Trump bums would threaten her life. travelingthrulife Yesterday #6
And your point being... 3825-87867 Yesterday #8
Likely NDA and a no $$ clause if violated Attilatheblond 18 hrs ago #38
Melania met the Donald at a notorious club in NYC ProudMNDemocrat Yesterday #7
When he dies (can't be soon enuf!) 3825-87867 Yesterday #9
This message was self-deleted by its author sarchasm Yesterday #16
That goes both ways. She might be there as his "handler" Bluetus Yesterday #14
It appears pooteens investment is paying off. -nt sarchasm Yesterday #17
Pooteens pootain BattleRow 23 hrs ago #31
The golden pussy is.. raising2moredems 22 hrs ago #32
Yeah, let's not forget the enourmous amount of debt that Orange Shitler has. Crowman2009 9 hrs ago #45
This message was self-deleted by its author raising2moredems 22 hrs ago #33
I love how she gives answers to questions nobody asked IronLionZion Yesterday #10
Right.. raising2moredems 22 hrs ago #34
If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie. Irish_Dem Yesterday #11
"Happy ending" orangecrush Yesterday #13
I didn't really mean it as a double entendre, it just came out that way. Irish_Dem Yesterday #21
Still good orangecrush Yesterday #22
Dealing with the Trumps for so long my mind is in the gutter and I don't even know it. Irish_Dem Yesterday #23
The happy ending won't come til he's GONE. calimary Yesterday #27
Melania will get her widow pay out, so she will be happy too. Irish_Dem Yesterday #28
I bet she will be. calimary Yesterday #29
She will probably never re-marry if it means she can no longer rip off the taxpayers. Irish_Dem 23 hrs ago #30
And the "party" took place at the residence of Jeffrey Epstein FakeNoose Yesterday #12
I read that TSF and Maples separated before the party but TSF brought someone else spooky3 Yesterday #15
Trump and Maples separated in May 1997. Melania and Trump met in September 1998. onenote Yesterday #20
I thought it was funny, but I figured it had to be something like that. C Moon 16 hrs ago #41
Well done. Martin68 Yesterday #18
Melania Was Distorting The Truth GregGilman Yesterday #19
Boom. Checkmate! Cha Yesterday #24
And When did Her "husband" Cheat on her with Cha Yesterday #25
I hate that escalator he rode down back in 2016...why couldn't it break or something throwing him over the side? wcmagumba Yesterday #26
She's been in this country how long... raising2moredems 22 hrs ago #35
The speech impediment comes from her extensive facial plastic surgery. Aussie105 20 hrs ago #36
The Botox shots around the lips have a paralyzing effect. sop 9 hrs ago #43
QueerDuck......... Upthevibe 20 hrs ago #37
Lol MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #39
I thought she didn't live with him at the WH. She just resides in an apt. in NYC. CTyankee 16 hrs ago #40
Every appearance is paid... I've heard. She's still getting paid for services rendered... as an escort. QueerDuck 10 hrs ago #42
That's why I call her Melania "Pay per View" Trump. CTyankee 7 hrs ago #47
😂🤪👍🤣🥂 QueerDuck 5 hrs ago #48
Melania's getting a little long in the tooth...be best to stay away from slippery staircases and open 5th floor windows. sop 9 hrs ago #44
Rump is ready to trade her in for a newer "model"...no, really... wcmagumba 4 hrs ago #49
Yeah, she needs to hit the Botox again... The Madcap 4 hrs ago #50
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