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GopherGal

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38. Smothered to death

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 12:55 PM

Yesterday

Confused the Superglue for Chapstick before he kissed Putin's ass.
Wanted to make sure his lips were soft and smooth before paying homage to his owner, but then couldn't get unstuck.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

"Monday?! And he's already portrayed himself as Jesus, defamed the Pope, advocated genocide..." hlthe2b Yesterday #1

So sweet malaise Yesterday #4

And my Alex the Wonder Dog. It was a wonder he could find his way home. surfered Yesterday #20

😝 malaise Yesterday #23

Aw MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #35

No but malaise Yesterday #2

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea Yesterday #3

Oh please let TODAY be the blessed day of worldwide celebration and catharsis!!! (n/t) Moostache Yesterday #30

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #5

Well none of the brothers made it to 80 malaise Yesterday #8

All extremities crossed! By MY birthday would be better. NOW would niyad Yesterday #10

When is yours?😀 malaise Yesterday #12

Alas, not til the 29th. niyad Yesterday #13

Hope we can pop all the corks then malaise Yesterday #15

Your Blue Nun and my bubbly at the ready! niyad Yesterday #17

Ready and waiting malaise Yesterday #21

!!! niyad Yesterday #27

A group toast! surfered Yesterday #22

Drank one at Easter with friends, had a split yesterday for Hungary. niyad Yesterday #26

Soon... SheltieLover Yesterday #18

We all share your dream surfered Yesterday #25

Should be a ruskie flag. SheltieLover Yesterday #28

I too retain a celebratory bottle kept refrigerated for availability at a moment's notice... Moostache Yesterday #31

Jesus returns no_hypocrisy Yesterday #6

;-{) CAVING Goonch Yesterday #7

Where is that effin eagle when malaise Yesterday #9

He's hoping to resurrect himself. Don't tell him he can't. Joinfortmill Yesterday #11

;-{) DAREDEVIL Goonch Yesterday #14

Crushed in a landslide of lies? SheltieLover Yesterday #16

All winners! surfered Yesterday #19

Choked on a Hormuz. surfered Yesterday #24

Bludgeoned with a gas pump hose; hi-test. twodogsbarking Yesterday #29

Crushed by stack of classified documents while tweeting on the can? (n/t) Moostache Yesterday #32

No - but a creep shattered my eardrums jfz9580m Yesterday #33

Please LEW Yesterday #34

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #36

I do not care if trump falls asleep in meeting, I just hate it when wakes up LetMyPeopleVote Yesterday #37

Smothered to death GopherGal Yesterday #38

Secretly developed Iranian ICBM squashes him and his whole inner circle flat at Mara Lardo, eye for an eye. Warpy Yesterday #39