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ColoringFool

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37. "Donald, My Man! I'm Re-Thinking That Entire 'Sermon On The Mount' Thing, 'Cuz.....
Wed Apr 15, 2026, 01:32 PM
9 hrs ago

You've shown Me that the True Way to My Father is through taking food AWAY from the hungry, because they have nothing to contribute!

Through NOT clothing the naked, because they should get money from a job on an assembly line unto the 7th Generation! Or join the military!

Through NOT comforting the sick, unless they have expensive private insurance!

Through NOT visiting the imprisoned, but in adding more and more to the American For-Profit System or deporting the Innocent Until Proven Guilty to foreign prisons, never to be seen again!

Through NOT loving thy neighbor, for they are all criminals and escapees from insane asylums invading the United States in the multi-millions to rape and murder! Unless they are in lands America needs to take over for the security of that great Promised Land always righteous in My Father's eyes!

And most importantly, Trump will get to My Father's House in Heaven through choosing with confidence and pride to drop bombs on nations that do not worship Me, to bring Me to these Infidels through the Divine Sacrament of violence and destruction, and to take over their resources.

So with My Sacred Heart I hereby bless My most devoted servant Donald.

In the Name of My Father, Me, and Donald Trump, Amen."

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Get a room, you two!!! 50 Shades Of Blue 14 hrs ago #1
Ikr? MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #21
ROFL! Jesus is subbing for Fabio! 50 Shades Of Blue 8 hrs ago #41
that picture of the satanic demonic child sacrificing monster with jesus rampartd 13 hrs ago #2
Since Trump is the chief child sacrificing monster wnylib 9 hrs ago #34
Barf chicoescuela 13 hrs ago #3
Jesus must be puking his brains out up in heaven after being in anyway associated with trDUMP. magicarpet 10 hrs ago #29
Blasphemy isn't a strong enough word. LSparkle 13 hrs ago #4
Every time he knows he's offended someone, he compulsively / impulsively doubles down Miles Archer 13 hrs ago #5
' He [#Trumpp} has the cruel "twist the knife" mindset in everything he says and does.' riversedge 12 hrs ago #10
THIS KPN 11 hrs ago #12
And it's a dull,rusty hunting knife for maximum impact. BattleRow 11 hrs ago #15
His ego needs to troll the pope in order to feel superior to someone he can't comprehend. wnylib 10 hrs ago #31
No true Scotsman............ Celerity 12 hrs ago #7
satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monsters... and there he is! Norrrm 13 hrs ago #6
reminds me of slash fan fiction eShirl 12 hrs ago #8
When Trump met the Popeshort clip...... riversedge 12 hrs ago #9
I liked the 🐈 MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #22
Run trDUMPie,.... run. magicarpet 10 hrs ago #30
You're kidding me! I know the guy is a moron, but after all the flack he got FROM HIS BASE from his earlier post, Fil1957 11 hrs ago #11
Why is Jared Leto embracing Trump? flvegan 11 hrs ago #13
Lol MustLoveBeagles 10 hrs ago #23
Trump likes this pic cuz Jesus' hands are tinier! TommyT139 11 hrs ago #14
He's getting a hug from his doctor, after giving him some bad news n/t aggiesal 11 hrs ago #16
Seems like only Christ can overshadow Epstein. BattleRow 11 hrs ago #17
Overshadowing Epstein might be the point of the offensive religious posts. wnylib 10 hrs ago #32
True dat... BattleRow 9 hrs ago #35
On and on and on - his dementia is on full display on a daily basis Grim Chieftain 11 hrs ago #18
FACT & REMINDER: This is from the President of the United States. Zackzzzz 11 hrs ago #19
He is just lurching from crisis to crisis and taking us with him...sigh. n/t PatrickforB 11 hrs ago #20
Looks like Saruman as a young wizard. nt BWdem4life 10 hrs ago #24
Well trump would be one to know republianmushroom 10 hrs ago #25
Jesus Porn. Irish_Dem 10 hrs ago #26
Looks like Jebus laid hands on his hairline. That's gotta be a miracle. marble falls 10 hrs ago #27
No matter how hard he tries, he won't get into heaven period vapor2 10 hrs ago #28
I'm not a religious person PatSeg 10 hrs ago #33
I've always wondered why Jesus is always depicted as a guy who might have been born in Wisconsin. Vinca 9 hrs ago #36
"Donald, My Man! I'm Re-Thinking That Entire 'Sermon On The Mount' Thing, 'Cuz..... ColoringFool 9 hrs ago #37
And Jesus, who is a very powerful strong man, said: "Sir, I want to kiss you so badly" dalton99a 9 hrs ago #38
Sir please ... grab me by the pussy! FakeNoose 9 hrs ago #39
Jesus' touch made Trump's hair grow back. It's a miracle! nt JustABozoOnThisBus 9 hrs ago #40
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