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Ol Janx Spirit

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8. What, you think he's going to call Xi Winnie the Pooh* right off the bat...
Tue May 12, 2026, 09:40 AM
Tuesday

...and then tell the Chinese people they don't know anything about building walls to keep immigrants out of their s#!*hole country all while calling it Gynah over and over in a weirdly halting way?

Do you suspect he might stop at McDonalds on the way in to Zhongnanhai and get a Happy Meal toy to give to Xi as a gift because it says "Made in China" on it while demanding to receive one of those fancy Samurai** swords in return because he can't be bothered to know anything about anything?

Are you worried about what will happen when he grabs Peng Liyuan*** by the p-word because when you're a president they let you do it?

Or do you think he might demand to box up the Temple of Heaven**** to take back to Florida because he believes he is the true link between earth and heaven--and it needs more gold flourishes to be truly worthy of honoring him?

Really, when it comes to President [REDACTED], what could possibly go right?


* https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-china-blog-40627855
** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai
*** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peng_Liyuan
**** https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/881/

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