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Ocelot II

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17. Sad and hilarious at the same time. He's deeply butthurt because even the mostly washed-up "stars"

Sat May 30, 2026, 12:52 PM

May 30

on the list have declined his invitation (they're probably all booked up playing gigs at puppet shows, county fairs and retirement homes), so, stomping his little feet and exhibiting the most spectacular display of the sourest of sour grapes, he says: I DOESN'T NEED those overpaid musicians because I WILL BE THE SHOW AND IT WILL BE THE BESTEST EVER because I AM THE GREATEST AMERICAN PRESIDENT EVER and I WILL INVITE ONLY THE GREATEST PATRIOTS! So take that, you haters! And thank you for your attention to this matter.

But he's the healthiest president who ever lived and his cognitive tests are perfect.

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