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Jack Valentino

(5,287 posts)
50. They should ask Ted Nugent to perform "Jailbait"--- !!!
Sat May 30, 2026, 09:34 PM
May 30



Considering who is President Pedophile, it would seem appropriate....


Jailbait
Song by Ted Nugent

I've got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I can't resist the old lady's purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that I'm back in town
She likes us boys when it's time to get down
She's got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait won't you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
She's young she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She's so fine she's mine
All the time, all mine mine
It's all right baby
It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you
Jailbait, jailbait



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So many posts with trump panicking. I just don't see it happening. mucifer May 30 #1
If you check out Meidas Touch podcasts, Trump is PANICKING and CRASHING every single day AZJonnie May 30 #3
Yup, and they are very popular. We are all craving good news. mucifer May 30 #6
So right Traildogbob May 30 #7
Yes and that other guy what's his name with the hair PCIntern May 30 #9
Checkmate! JoseBalow May 30 #16
If he melted down a often as they claim, Ohiya May 30 #17
Well..... SergeStorms May 30 #39
I recall when I think it was Aretha Franklin died and he said: PCIntern May 30 #2
how 'bout they get the 'pillow guy' RT Atlanta May 30 #4
Needed that chuckle thank you jbchicago May 30 #23
Maybe j.d.vance and the Pillow Guy,... magicarpet May 30 #32
Nobody likes you, you POS. Deal with it. sakabatou May 30 #5
JFK Jr Traildogbob May 30 #8
They admit Kid Rock is a loser. Dawson Leery May 30 #10
Get one of the j6ers to shit on stage n/t hibbing May 30 #11
And what's a Bisesquicentennial without.... SergeStorms May 30 #43
Why not just have Kid Rock? Permanut May 30 #12
10,000 things to focus on.... Hope22 May 30 #13
Hey Trump, have you tried reaching out to the late Charlie Daniels? RedWhiteBlueIsRacist May 30 #14
Why do they never ask Ted Nugent to play these things? BlueTsunami2018 May 30 #15
Ted and Don can have mercuryblues Sunday #56
"But we're confident we'll get a good line-up." Grokenstein May 30 #18
Maybe they can find a Milli Vanilli cover band. WestMichRad May 30 #19
He just announced he's going to be the entertainment by giving a speech. littlemissmartypants May 30 #20
Maybe they should go for a comedian instead of a musical act...like Stephen Colbert, for example. Midnight Writer May 30 #21
they would not have the stones DonCoquixote May 30 #53
Box Car Willie will still perform. He was bigger than Elvis and The Beatles. Oh wait, he's dead. twodogsbarking May 30 #22
Why not just creepy kid. Blue Full Moon May 30 #24
Kid Rock, Vanilla Ice, Lara trump - what more do you need? LoisB May 30 #25
Scott Baio performing a "Joanie Loves Chachi" puppet-show inside a cardboard box? (nt) AZJonnie Sunday #55
Perfect. LoisB Sunday #57
Has anyone asked Pharlo May 30 #26
You know what would be even funnier? If big name performers held competing events somewhere else in Vinca May 30 #27
Sure ya can, Dumbshit PEDO Freak Cha May 30 #28
maybe some white supremacist metal bands will volunteer DBoon May 30 #29
Breaking news!!! Donald Trump has secured Tom Tiffany's Boundary Waters Wreckers to play at the Great American State Fa riversedge May 30 #30
Okay then, alternate him with Ted Nugent and Lee Greenwood. Buns_of_Fire May 30 #31
How about good ole Gloria Gaynor. Trump loving #$%& boston bean May 30 #33
Why doesn't Trump perform with the J6 choir? Raven123 May 30 #34
What an effing hoot! BeneteauBum May 30 #35
Hire some clowns for that circus. Dave Bowman May 30 #36
Maybe Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel should do their version of "Mountain Dew" for rump fans? struggle4progress May 30 #37
Awwwwww . . . . Just hire a DJ and hope for the best. no_hypocrisy May 30 #38
He overdid YMCA, but maybe Donny could dance to Lawyers, Guns, and Money? struggle4progress May 30 #40
Jonn Eastman, Jenna Ellis, Rudy Giuliani, Alina Habba, and Lindsey Halligan could sing "Don't be a lawyer" struggle4progress May 30 #41
Have Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, and Jon Voight.... SergeStorms May 30 #42
These guys have an open date for July 4 ... marble falls May 30 #44
Trump to headline Great American State Fair after music acts cancel LetMyPeopleVote May 30 #45
Lara Trump HappyH May 30 #46
Yeah baby! Dance to YMCA! orthoclad May 30 #49
Trump's biggest fans reject his 'lame and boring' new proposal: 'This is so egotistical' LetMyPeopleVote May 30 #47
No problemo! AI to the rescue! orthoclad May 30 #48
They should ask Ted Nugent to perform "Jailbait"--- !!! Jack Valentino May 30 #50
No -- you can have Kid Rock, and you will have Kid Rock. Blue Owl May 30 #51
So the paid "crowd" will have to endure Kid Rock or some maga hillbilly for how long? That's torture. Dave Bowman May 30 #52
Aha! A simple solution is right in front of our eyes and we are missing it. taxi May 30 #54
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