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Torchlight

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24. I'm guessing he'll turn up after the most obvious of bruising fades

Wed Jun 3, 2026, 11:55 AM

23 hrs ago

Sometimes, those hands and neck bruises can't be covered up with makeup, and he certainly doesn't want a public appearance looking like he does, so he waits until the faders, foundations, bronzers, concealers, blush, highlighters, setting spray and gloss can most effectively mask his true self from public once again.

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