Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

dem4decades

(14,491 posts)
1. There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand
Wed Jun 3, 2026, 01:43 PM
16 hrs ago

Is bruised and swollen from shaking hands and the eye is swollen from winking at all the beautiful women that call out to him for sexual favors everywhere he goes.

Recommendations

4 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

There is a good reason for both the eye and the hand. The hand dem4decades 16 hrs ago #1
3 more days till 6-6-6 (6-6-2026) ret5hd 16 hrs ago #2
Ooooh! buzzycrumbhunger 16 hrs ago #5
....... chowder66 16 hrs ago #3
Just die already! buzzycrumbhunger 16 hrs ago #4
Fine and perfectly healthy my ass sakabatou 16 hrs ago #6
He Grabbed a Traildogbob 16 hrs ago #7
Something's going on on the side of his nose, also UpInArms 16 hrs ago #8
Thanks for pointing that out. BlueKota 14 hrs ago #13
I heard a few clips from that interview on Stephanie Miller's show this morning mcar 16 hrs ago #9
Something is going on BlueWaveNeverEnd 15 hrs ago #11
Wondering if that's why the Senate suddenly got the courage BlueKota 14 hrs ago #14
Maybe suffered a minor stroke recently? Torchlight 16 hrs ago #10
To me the whole right side of his face looks droopy in that photo. LisaL 14 hrs ago #15
He's not dead enough MorbidButterflyTat 14 hrs ago #12
Maybe he'll just fucking die Orrex 14 hrs ago #16
+1 dalton99a 14 hrs ago #17
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Trump sports swollen eye ...»Reply #1