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LymphocyteLover

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6. It's not impossible that all 3 of those could get him

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 08:08 AM

Jun 10

first he eats the hamberder... then since the bugs take a while to start the infection, he goes golfing.

He strokes out but only a small stroke on the golf course so he goes to lie down on a bed in one of his well-known bedbug infested properties.

So then the screwworms and the begbugs go to work on him...

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 10 OP

Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable! SheltieLover Jun 10 #1

"That overwhelmingly embarrassing booing reception in NYC didn't do him in? Really?" hlthe2b Jun 10 #2

I'm surprised and disappointed too 🐈 MustLoveBeagles Jun 10 #23

No but malaise Jun 10 #3

FOUR MOR DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! littlemissmartypants Jun 10 #14

😄😄😄😄👍👍👍😄😄😄😄 electric_blue68 Jun 10 #29

;-{) ACT OF GOD Goonch Jun 10 #4

Snort! electric_blue68 Jun 10 #30

Als, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 10 #5

We share your dream.. surfered Jun 10 #10

I like this pic MustLoveBeagles Jun 10 #24

It's not impossible that all 3 of those could get him LymphocyteLover Jun 10 #6

Ohhhh, I do like this! niyad Jun 10 #7

Perfectly logical!! 👏👏 littlemissmartypants Jun 10 #16

I like how you think MustLoveBeagles Jun 10 #25

We're not the only one getting frustrated.. surfered Jun 10 #8

Snort! electric_blue68 Jun 10 #31

No, but he's close, very close. Joinfortmill Jun 10 #9

I am so looking forward to the celebration here Easterncedar Jun 10 #11

Exploding birthday cake! Wicked Blue Jun 10 #12

Hahahaha!! littlemissmartypants Jun 10 #17

Bwaaaaah! malaise Jun 10 #20

Hopium copium. It gets me through the day. 58Sunliner Jun 10 #13

. Marcuse Jun 10 #15

No thankfully it will be malaise Jun 10 #21

🌞 Good morning! I agree with a simultaneous trifecta! littlemissmartypants Jun 10 #18

Moribund, but not dead yet. MineralMan Jun 10 #19

Fed up Americans finally had it with the ol' Pumpkinhead Pedo Blue Owl Jun 10 #22

Doesn't wake up from presidential nap. no_hypocrisy Jun 10 #26

May he continue to Rest In Peace so all of us can. LetMyPeopleVote Jun 10 #27

We are waiting LetMyPeopleVote Jun 10 #28