The best birthday greeting to date

[TheRickles]

3. I liked Greta Thunberg's even more - short and to the point. :-)

"My initial thought was to give you a one-way ticket to The Hague as a birthday gift, but that comment would probably go above your head. I will instead give you a can of alphabet soup; the sentences you poop out will be more coherent than anything you have ever said. Now you can finally take part in meaningful public discourse."