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Martin Eden

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37. I can't make up my mind how I want him to die.

Wed Jun 17, 2026, 11:56 PM

5 hrs ago

The first would be in prison for his crimes, rejected even by his former cult and no longer dominating the news -- except when he dies.

If he doesn't go to prison, here's my scenario:

He's sitting on his golden toilet, squeezing out half digested Big Macs while posting lies on "Truth" Social.

The device slips through his tiny hands, and falls into the putrid slop he just deposited. He stands up, turns around, trips over the trousers around his cankles, and hits his head on the back rim of the toilet.

Then drowns in his own shit.

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O.K. Republicans you all saw today's shit .. [View all] Botany 12 hrs ago OP

I'm deeply embarrassed and angry that his administation did nothing to stop tRUMP from attending, when it's SWBTATTReg 12 hrs ago #1

of course they did nothing to stop him DBoon 10 hrs ago #26

I watched for about 30 seconds. His voice was raspy and wheezy. Polly Hennessey 12 hrs ago #2

This happened at the G7?..................... Lovie777 12 hrs ago #3

25th is never gonna happen. The 25th is *why* his Cabinet is loaded with grifter scumbags and clowns. RockRaven 12 hrs ago #4

Specifically chosen for their desperate loyalty GenThePerservering 11 hrs ago #7

there's a way around the cabinet NJCher 11 hrs ago #9

Allow me to add... agingdem 11 hrs ago #11

I just hope he dies on air maptap22 12 hrs ago #5

SAME!!! nt City Lights 11 hrs ago #6

Absolutely tonkatoy8888 11 hrs ago #8

Mashed potatoes? Botany 11 hrs ago #12

He probably has a mashed potatoe phobia Attilatheblond 9 hrs ago #29

That was his older brother, Freddie (Fred Jr.). ShazzieB 9 hrs ago #32

No malaise 11 hrs ago #17

What if he fell down the stairs and ended up Botany 10 hrs ago #18

KKK malaise 10 hrs ago #19

KFC or JFC it doesn't matter Botany 10 hrs ago #21

Repeat on ALL Times Square video panels dave99 10 hrs ago #20

If he is found dead in his bed, or anywhere else... 3catwoman3 10 hrs ago #28

I can't make up my mind how I want him to die. Martin Eden 5 hrs ago #37

way, way worse than that fucking debate Skittles 11 hrs ago #10

Why do they keep putting him up in front of groups to make speeches for the whole world to see? Diamond_Dog 11 hrs ago #13

They see it; they are trying to pull a Ronald Reagan redux. MLWR 9 hrs ago #30

Reminds us of another conference in another time... kentuck 11 hrs ago #14

Just when you think you have seen the most delusional, most unhinged, rambling nonsense he could muster - yellow dahlia 11 hrs ago #15

Although his farting on Rubio was a nice ... Botany 11 hrs ago #16

I don't think anyone is going to redirect him. The rest of the regime is guilty of governmental malpractice. yellow dahlia 10 hrs ago #24

I just get to have the same conversation Botany 10 hrs ago #27

That kind of caregiving requires patience. Hugs to you. yellow dahlia 9 hrs ago #35

He farted on Rubio? Sorry, I just can't listen to him any longer. Amaryllis 9 hrs ago #34

Just die, already. Joinfortmill 10 hrs ago #22

He's a chatbot. What do you expect? usonian 10 hrs ago #23

They all saw it but BaronChocula 10 hrs ago #25

Exactly, BaronChocula. Diamond_Dog 9 hrs ago #36

: ) BaronChocula 4 hrs ago #39

Just once before I die I want one report to ask Mike Johnson or similar meadowlander 3 hrs ago #40

My heart just skipped a beat BaronChocula 59 min ago #41

I don't want him dead. I prefer him stroked out and paralyzed, able to communicate only by eye blinks. Norrrm 9 hrs ago #31

I just can't listen to him any more... Amaryllis 9 hrs ago #33

On Three: 1...2...3 - "I-don't-like-this-but-I-still-support-him-because-he's-doing-good-things-for-the-country." Aristus 4 hrs ago #38

Actually, the Republicans have a very clear plan of action as to what they are going to do about the situation: DFW 53 min ago #42