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Buns_of_Fire

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125. Sure he will. From the Oval Office, transmitted via CCTV to his adoring worshippers,

Thu Jul 2, 2026, 12:56 PM

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and displayed on the TrumpOTron displays. The Secret Service won't let him be there in person, as much as he wants to.

Besides, this will allow for mid-rant commercials, plugging his TrumpCrap, while he takes a refreshing nap.

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yes indeed. i hope that speech he plans to give is one of the longest ones he's ever made. that would be great! nt orleans Wednesday #79

In Jesus' name we pray dflprincess Wednesday #84

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Dropping dead. What a wonderful birthday gift to America!! AZ8theist Wednesday #91

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"Speech" of LIES. Melt MF nt Cha Wednesday #10

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Talk about karmic. yellow dahlia Wednesday #98

Yay!!! With any luck he'll finally give us... SeattleVet Wednesday #25

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He deserves a proper Nazi send off Blue Owl Wednesday #56

shithole may pass out........................ Lovie777 Wednesday #51

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Smoke, mirrors and lies. MerryBlooms Wednesday #70

As if... Innocent Smith Wednesday #74

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Heat Stroke Don't Fail Us Now! danieljsf Wednesday #76

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Sure he will. From the Oval Office, transmitted via CCTV to his adoring worshippers, Buns_of_Fire 12 hrs ago #125

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9:45 pm?? moose65 11 hrs ago #128

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