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SusieCreamcheese

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17. Miracle Cream

Mon Mar 2, 2026, 06:29 PM

11 hrs ago

He must have used a powerful miracle cream on that right ear. It shows absolutely no sign of having been grazed by a bullet!

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Trump's neck rash is because of 'preventative skin treatment,' his doctor says [View all] riversedge 12 hrs ago OP

So why isn't Health Secretary RFK Jr. treating it with roadkill poultices? Wicked Blue 11 hrs ago #1

Not a "preventative skin treatment" condition Roy Rolling 50 min ago #62

It's not working, Doc! rsdsharp 11 hrs ago #2

gawd he is so fucking gross Skittles 11 hrs ago #3

The stench must be overwhelming wolfie001 9 hrs ago #39

Is "preventive skin treatment" code for orange make-up? Raven123 11 hrs ago #4

A skin treatment for the allergic reaction caused by all the orange make-up. sop 10 hrs ago #24

Frank's sign on ear Zertz11 11 hrs ago #5

Awesome Bluestocking 11 hrs ago #7

So he should double his consumption of greasy burgers? struggle4progress 7 hrs ago #50

Frank's sign, a sign of coronary artery disease Botany 37 min ago #63

Just another lie! vapor2 11 hrs ago #6

This goes well with his "preventative coherence treatment" Whyisthisstillclose 11 hrs ago #8

Who knew that genital warts could climb? 11 Bravo 11 hrs ago #9

I'm going with a spreading yeast infection from his neck-giner thing. yonder 9 hrs ago #37

Reminds me of a radiation burn. 50 Shades Of Blue 11 hrs ago #10

I agree. That's the first thing I thought of WheelWalker 9 hrs ago #38

I'm sorry that you're going through that. yardwork 9 hrs ago #42

I hope you are or soon to be in remission! electric_blue68 3 hrs ago #60

I also suffered bruises on my hand from WheelWalker 9 hrs ago #40

I immediately thought of cancer treatment too. yardwork 9 hrs ago #41

Too much time on the golf course ExtraGriz 11 hrs ago #11

Topical chemotherapy for superficial basal cell carcinoma... pat_k 11 hrs ago #12

Bingo! hamsterjill 10 hrs ago #20

Fluorourasil Codifer 10 hrs ago #29

I've used it. hay rick 5 hrs ago #58

Call it for what it is: VGNonly 11 hrs ago #13

You deserve a medal for that. Gold. twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #35

Why doesn't he just combover his Turkey waddle like he does his hair, who needs a scarf. ToxMarz 11 hrs ago #14

Decay Smilo 11 hrs ago #15

Can cancer or chemo for cancer cause that? cstanleytech 11 hrs ago #16

Many skin cancers are treated with creams. hamsterjill 10 hrs ago #22

When you use those creams your skin gets very red and scaly. It takes a few weeks before it clears up. Katinfl 10 hrs ago #30

Yes, exactly. hamsterjill 9 hrs ago #44

Yep. My brother used a cream and he looked pretty rough for a bit. chowder66 10 hrs ago #31

Exactly. hamsterjill 9 hrs ago #43

As rough as he looked for a bit, it's really very cool technology. chowder66 6 hrs ago #56

Better than MOH's, I would hope. hamsterjill 5 hrs ago #57

Miracle Cream SusieCreamcheese 11 hrs ago #17

Google Rosacea.... ProudMNDemocrat 10 hrs ago #18

SO THAT'S A DAMN LIE. NT Cha 10 hrs ago #19

Over on Blue Sky they're rooting for tertiary syphillis and shingles, lol. diane in sf 10 hrs ago #21

That's my speculation as well. . . DinahMoeHum 10 hrs ago #26

You mean, he might turn out to be a delayed casualty... regnaD kciN 10 hrs ago #27

Touche! DinahMoeHum 10 hrs ago #28

My partner voted shingles. paleotn 8 hrs ago #47

Stress causes shingles to erupt and it's the Epstein strain, I predict Deuxcents 10 hrs ago #23

I hope it's painful! Mysterian 10 hrs ago #25

Beat me to it! Talitha 10 hrs ago #32

Not a gunshot wound? twodogsbarking 9 hrs ago #33

What exactly is this cream LisaL 9 hrs ago #34

A third term. rubbersole 9 hrs ago #45

Let's all just expect nothing and hope for the expediant, painful worst. Buddyzbuddy 9 hrs ago #36

Syphilis? COL Mustard 8 hrs ago #46

I Googled "Shingles on the neck" and the images are exactly BigmanPigman 8 hrs ago #48

Shedding his reptile skin....totally natural IA8IT 8 hrs ago #49

Well, that explains the rotting roast beef stench. C_U_L8R 6 hrs ago #51

Fuck him and his neck. live love laugh 6 hrs ago #52

That's where Netanyahu's leash and Putin's choke collar are rubbing his neck raw.... NT Ol Janx Spirit 6 hrs ago #53

Wait, he volunteered that he doesn't follow medical advice? eggplant 6 hrs ago #54

Preventative skin treatment? Is that like the time he was rushed to Walter Reed at 8:00 at night MIButterfly 6 hrs ago #55

They didn't say the treatment caused the rash kst 3 hrs ago #59

What are they "preventing??" Looks like it isn't working... Rhiannon12866 3 hrs ago #61

So this ointment that created a rash . . . Aussie105 34 min ago #64