'We're not at war right now': House Speaker Johnson makes stunning claim after Trump's barrage on Iran

[Ol Janx Spirit]

33. To be fair: he hasn't watched the news and really doesn't know what the President did....

I'm sure he will update his position once he's had a chance to get his opinion from the Administration and his pastor.

Besides, what part of "very specific, clear mission and operation" do we not understand?

I mean, "specific" can mean a lot of things. It is not a word that indicates any sort of precision--come on now.

"Clear" can mean almost anything as well. It's just a matter of perspective--and squinting. Don't forget the squinting.

So, if you squint, you can see clearly that we specifically attacked Iran because Iran was going to attack us because Israel was going to attack them because they were a week away from having a nuclear weapon in a year that could be launched from a missile that doesn't exist and has not been tested tomorrow and hit the United States with Shariah law and undermine the Christian Nationalist fever dreams of millions of Americans that claim to follow Jesus but cheer on cruelty to the very people Jesus would be trying to protect while worshiping a cruel, lying, cheating, grifting, pedophile who has 34 felonies and has been convicted of sexual abuse in a court of law.

See? It all makes sense....