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18. Death Comes A'Knocking

Reply to OnlinePoker (Original post)

Fri Mar 20, 2026, 10:58 AM

Friday

Softly, tentatively, and a soft fragile voice says, “Sir? Sir? I am so sorry, but it’s time.” Chuck Norris rolls out of bed and says, “ Don’t get your knickers in a twist, I ain’t gunna hurt you.” And Death breaths a sigh of relief and leads him to the next great adventure.

Or better yet, Chuck Norris hears the door open from his bed. He looks up and sees Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee says, “Time to go”.

I was not a fan of the political Chuck, but enjoyed the Chuck Norris jokes. Which are your favorites?

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Was never a fan. BlueKota Friday #22

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