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Wonder Why

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11. Dear stupid, I hope you don't be as dumb as president as you were as VP. And learn how to steal like i have been doing
Wed May 13, 2026, 09:21 PM
Wednesday

all my life. You're following the best grifter, war criminal, pedophile, rapist, bigoted and lowest-life all-around guy so act like you are entitled to it.

By the way, the stupid MAGAts don't like you and won't follow you like they followed me so watch your back as I've seen to it that they can all be armed to the hilt, even the insane ones. In fact, your so disliked by everyone for being dumb, you might as well quit while you still have a job.

I hope you know that I only picked you as my running mate because I knew you were dumber than a door nail and would do everything I told you to do. You'll make a great slave one day. And remember that when your wife has had enough of you and puts that axe through the back of your head and tells everyone you were acting suicidal and carried it out, people will believe her.

Nobody is afraid of you like they are afraid of me. That means your cabinet will be located in a room where they will lock you up in it.

Lastly, after I am gone, I have ordered my minions to release the "Easy-Boy Files" with pictures of you and your couches going full blast.

King Donald I

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So there's hope! mwb970 Wednesday #1
Can we pray for his demise,... or is that too crass ? magicarpet Wednesday #2
And then we get Vance. He's smart and young, as well as evil. CTyankee Wednesday #5
But no nasty, vicious insults on Truth Social like Trump does Polybius Wednesday #8
I just ignore them. I am fearful of the smart repukes. CTyankee Wednesday #9
My fear about a President Vance is... COL Mustard Thursday #22
He's dying to read it purr-rat beauty Wednesday #3
The letter is up his ass kacekwl Wednesday #4
Now that's downright hilarious Fiendish Thingy Wednesday #6
Exactly. After Trump is gone, Trump is reACTIONary Wednesday #10
He left the letter between the couch cushions where he's sure Vance will find it. Buddyzbuddy Wednesday #7
Dear stupid, I hope you don't be as dumb as president as you were as VP. And learn how to steal like i have been doing Wonder Why Wednesday #11
I shall refrain from making up an 'only to be opened after my death' letter from Trump. Aussie105 Wednesday #12
Why would Iran want to assassinate him? FakeNoose Wednesday #13
Anyone who believes a single word of this story is an idiot Prairie Gates Wednesday #14
We won't have time to blow up Iran, Bayard Wednesday #15
This sounds utterly contrived. Like he would spend time on that. Maru Kitteh Wednesday #16
Sounds like fodder for a writing contest. usonian Wednesday #17
The Iranians aren't dumb enough to try an overt assassination attempt. LudwigPastorius Thursday #18
yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev? raccoon Thursday #19
"Blow the whole country up" if he gets assassinated? Orrex Thursday #20
Reminds me of the old joke COL Mustard Thursday #21
Did he also write a letter to be read in case he chokes on a Big Mac ? or KFC ? eppur_se_muova Thursday #23
"Trump writes a letter" - lol TBF Thursday #24
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