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usonian

(26,524 posts)
17. Sounds like fodder for a writing contest.
Wed May 13, 2026, 11:59 PM
13 hrs ago

There are no pens and pencils in the White House since he could poke his eyes out with them.



So, he would have had to message it to himself, or someone to edit --- I mean print.

But here's the kicker. He doesn't give one damn about anyone but himself.

IT'S ALL ABOUT HIMSELF.

So, it's a dictated eulogy for Vance to read. And here it is in full.

Donald Trump was a warrior, a warrior for humankind and a preacher of the gospel of justice for all nations. He was a reforming character of the highest order, and his historical fate was that he functioned in a time of unequaled brutality, which in the end failed him.









https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_Hamsun%27s_obituary_of_Adolf_Hitler

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So there's hope! mwb970 18 hrs ago #1
Can we pray for his demise,... or is that too crass ? magicarpet 18 hrs ago #2
And then we get Vance. He's smart and young, as well as evil. CTyankee 17 hrs ago #5
But no nasty, vicious insults on Truth Social like Trump does Polybius 17 hrs ago #8
I just ignore them. I am fearful of the smart repukes. CTyankee 17 hrs ago #9
My fear about a President Vance is... COL Mustard 6 hrs ago #22
He's dying to read it purr-rat beauty 18 hrs ago #3
The letter is up his ass kacekwl 17 hrs ago #4
Now that's downright hilarious Fiendish Thingy 17 hrs ago #6
Exactly. After Trump is gone, Trump is reACTIONary 17 hrs ago #10
He left the letter between the couch cushions where he's sure Vance will find it. Buddyzbuddy 17 hrs ago #7
Dear stupid, I hope you don't be as dumb as president as you were as VP. And learn how to steal like i have been doing Wonder Why 16 hrs ago #11
I shall refrain from making up an 'only to be opened after my death' letter from Trump. Aussie105 15 hrs ago #12
Why would Iran want to assassinate him? FakeNoose 15 hrs ago #13
Anyone who believes a single word of this story is an idiot Prairie Gates 15 hrs ago #14
We won't have time to blow up Iran, Bayard 15 hrs ago #15
This sounds utterly contrived. Like he would spend time on that. Maru Kitteh 15 hrs ago #16
Sounds like fodder for a writing contest. usonian 13 hrs ago #17
The Iranians aren't dumb enough to try an overt assassination attempt. LudwigPastorius 13 hrs ago #18
yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev? raccoon 8 hrs ago #19
"Blow the whole country up" if he gets assassinated? Orrex 6 hrs ago #20
Reminds me of the old joke COL Mustard 6 hrs ago #21
Did he also write a letter to be read in case he chokes on a Big Mac ? or KFC ? eppur_se_muova 2 hrs ago #23
"Trump writes a letter" - lol TBF 1 hr ago #24
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