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Blumancru

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19. My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 04:43 PM

7 hrs ago

And has been replaced with his audio animatron from Disney World. He has to go to Florida every weekend to get the battery recharged and to Walter Reed for software updates and to top off the hydraulic fluid.

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Trump wraps up 3-hour medical visit to Walter Reed and declares 'Everything checked out PERFECTLY' [View all] demmiblue 10 hrs ago OP

Is he going to start bragging about his cognitive tests again... MiHale 10 hrs ago #1

Glad AP had the stones to include these paragraphs BaronChocula 10 hrs ago #2

Three hours for preventive medical and dental checkups? generalbetrayus 10 hrs ago #3

And you know none of it was sitting in a waiting room intrepidity 10 hrs ago #8

Why Did It Take 3 Hours? MissouriDem47 10 hrs ago #4

Maybe it takes that long to recharge his battery. generalbetrayus 10 hrs ago #6

Or graft in another brain... The Madcap 9 hrs ago #11

Took him a long time to figure out which one was the lion. SeattleVet 7 hrs ago #18

yes Skittles 4 hrs ago #22

I like presidents who don't require three hour medical visits. RockRaven 10 hrs ago #5

Did they add new animals to his list? nt woodsprite 10 hrs ago #7

Poor vocabulary bmichaelh 9 hrs ago #9

I like how the press rarely questions whether truth social posts come from Trump Ilikepurple 9 hrs ago #10

Liar. I'll never believe anything he says, and besides, who among the cowards surrounding him would Amendment SWBTATTReg 9 hrs ago #12

Of Course We Can Just Take His Word for It! The Roux Comes First 9 hrs ago #13

Is he going back to the WH or straight to Camp David???? nt in2herbs 8 hrs ago #14

3 hours, eh? City Lights 8 hrs ago #15

3 hours? LudwigPastorius 8 hrs ago #16

Seven dental checkups in two and half months seems rather sketchy Torchlight 8 hrs ago #17

My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago Blumancru 7 hrs ago #19

Looks/reads like a STENT placement. Don't want the heart shutting down in middle of its wallow walk. dave99 6 hrs ago #20

If it had actually gone "perfectly" Grokenstein 5 hrs ago #21