'I Don't Give a Shit What Kristi Noem's Husband Does, I Care About What She's Doing to Everyone Else'

[Ocelot II]

5. She's absolutely right, as usual. Whatever Byron Noem gets up to in private

is nobody's business but his (and maybe hers). I'm sure his outing as a cross-dresser with a particular kink for enormous breasts is very embarrassing for both of them, but maybe it shouldn't be. It's a bit unusual, although evidently not as unusual as we might think, but it harms nobody. What harms people isn't what Byron was getting up to in private but what she was getting up to in public with her own cringe style of cross-dressing. While he was trying on her panties she was shooting her dog. While he was taking selfies in huge plastic boobies she was ordering the kidnapping of innocent people and sending them to foreign gulags, taking children away from their parents, and supervising the murderers of innocent observers of the goons who were doing those things. Maybe we could spare a little pity for Byron, but as far as Kristi is concerned, if she wants sympathy she can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis but she won't get any from me.