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Ilsa

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14. I got stared at one time as I was leaving a buffet.

Tue Feb 24, 2026, 03:17 PM

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I had missed lunch and was a scrawny thang who worked out every day, so he didn't think I was capable of putting away 3 or 4 slices of pizza and a plateful of spaghetti. It was close to closing so he was probably gonna throw it all out anyway. So he snidely asked me if I got enough as I was heading out the door. I smiled and said I hoped I'd have room for dessert.

Let Kitty eat!

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Me...being escorted out by the manager of an "all you can eat" buffet. [View all] LuckyCharms Tuesday OP

That's one hungry little kitty - let him eat NameAlreadyTaken Tuesday #1

Yes, let him/her eat. mysteryowl Tuesday #6

Adorable malaise Tuesday #2

😹 Deuxcents Tuesday #3

So you're the person who kidnapped my cat! NNadir Tuesday #4

Lemme at 'em! EYESORE 9001 Tuesday #5

😸😸😼 mwmisses4289 Tuesday #10

I resemble that remark lol JMCKUSICK Tuesday #7

Well maybe you should have gotten a plate and minded your manners Figarosmom Tuesday #8

... orangecrush Tuesday #9

Reminds me of an incident in Mississippi peppertree Tuesday #11

I used to go to a sushi place like that... COL Mustard Tuesday #17

ROFLMAO!!! joshdawg Tuesday #12

Hold the kitty up to the Manager's face. chouchou Tuesday #13

I got stared at one time as I was leaving a buffet. Ilsa Tuesday #14

heh Skittles Tuesday #18

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! calimary Tuesday #15

Can't you see he's starvin 🙀 Clouds Passing Tuesday #16