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Diamond_Dog

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13. underpants,

Reply to underpants (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 15, 2026, 03:06 PM

21 hrs ago

It’s been scientifically proven that men sit on the can exactly 3 and 1/2 times longer than women do! Personally I’m never more than 10 minutes but Mr. Diamond can take 20 or more! I’d really like to know what you guys are doing in there that takes so long!, Lol

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Does anyone not get diarrhea from eating McDonald's? [View all] Floyd R. Turbo 22 hrs ago OP

Maybe considering the rising prices there (but I only tend to pick it up as a "favor" to others) hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #1

Bastards! 🤬 Floyd R. Turbo 22 hrs ago #4

Are you saying diarrhea is a BAD thing? underpants 22 hrs ago #2

You are such a cynic! Floyd R. Turbo 22 hrs ago #6

It's very efficient. underpants 22 hrs ago #9

Not if more than two trips are necessary ..... Diamond_Dog 21 hrs ago #11

Well still quicker than one log drawn out session. underpants 21 hrs ago #12

underpants, Diamond_Dog 21 hrs ago #13

"Log"? Harker 20 hrs ago #16

I ate there one time in the past 40 years gab13by13 22 hrs ago #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 22 hrs ago #7

It's clearly not followed by sausage Bluestocking 21 hrs ago #10

On a whim, I ate a Mcburder a few weeks back. I didn't get the the runs but it was terrible tasting..been sitting burger wcmagumba 22 hrs ago #5

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 22 hrs ago #8

I haven't eaten at mcd in years but can't remember ever getting sick but I did crack a tooth on a piece of metal in a yaesu 21 hrs ago #14

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #17

I haven't eaten there in years but I did have trouble Ritabert 21 hrs ago #15

😬 Floyd R. Turbo 15 hrs ago #18