Slept with a window open. Woke up with a bat in my kitchen

[Talitha]

11. Bats are quite non-responsive in the daytime.

At night when it's flying around the room, open the window and turn on an outside light - it'll go out towards the light, because that's where the bugs are.

But in the daytime when it's sleeping in your house, get a thick towel or bath sheet and gently scoop it into your well-protected hands. Bring it outside and place it at the bottom of a tree so it can scramble up when it begins to awaken. Don't just 'toss' it up into the air and expect it to fly - it'll just tumble onto the lawn - trust me.